09-07-2019, 10:56 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-15-2019, 09:22 AM by goodvsevil1275.)
An interviewer managed to find Laszlo. However, it should be noted that Laszlo Forty-Two's facial expressions literally do not look any different from usual. Like another normal day if you had zero context over what was happening at the Colorado Yeti right now.
Question 1: Ah! Laszlo! Do you have time to talk about what is happening at your team?
"You will make this quick. Laszlo does not like interviews without big money. Laszlo Forty-Two is also very busy plotting how to snap the spinal cord of anyone who dare get in the way of The Laz when he goes for terrible owner."
Question 2: O-oh. Okay then I will make this quick. What are you feeling about this whole situation?
"Is it not obvious. Laszlo never been this angry before. Well, one time. A friend pretend to hide remote from him when he was going to watch Game of Thrones season 8 for The Mountain. After smashing his fragile body through wall and finding remote I watch terrible season. This angered Laszlo. Fuck those two shitty writers.
This situation is just the same. Laszlo will break owner if he does not fix this mess."
Question 3: You know that is technically a death threat.
"Maybe to puny person like you. Mr. Forty-Two know how to snap the bones of his enemies without resulting in death. Human body does not like when joints go the other way. Owner will fix this mess so Laszlo can focus on getting better and helping this team improve like Colorado Yeti have been or Laszlo will end him."
Question 4: You know they have improved security?
"Added security look like they cannot dead lift 800 pounds. How is Laszlo Forty-Two supposed to take that seriously. Laszlo will calm down as to not destroy anything that does not need to be broken and then Laszlo will get results."
Question 5: So do yo--
"The Laz is angry and growing in boredom of you. You will leave as well or Laszlo will hurt puny evil journalist."
That was all he managed to get from Laszlo. He err...He really does not like change apparently. It will be interesting to see what happens next in this Colorado Yeti drama.
Question 1: Ah! Laszlo! Do you have time to talk about what is happening at your team?
"You will make this quick. Laszlo does not like interviews without big money. Laszlo Forty-Two is also very busy plotting how to snap the spinal cord of anyone who dare get in the way of The Laz when he goes for terrible owner."
Question 2: O-oh. Okay then I will make this quick. What are you feeling about this whole situation?
"Is it not obvious. Laszlo never been this angry before. Well, one time. A friend pretend to hide remote from him when he was going to watch Game of Thrones season 8 for The Mountain. After smashing his fragile body through wall and finding remote I watch terrible season. This angered Laszlo. Fuck those two shitty writers.
This situation is just the same. Laszlo will break owner if he does not fix this mess."
Question 3: You know that is technically a death threat.
"Maybe to puny person like you. Mr. Forty-Two know how to snap the bones of his enemies without resulting in death. Human body does not like when joints go the other way. Owner will fix this mess so Laszlo can focus on getting better and helping this team improve like Colorado Yeti have been or Laszlo will end him."
Question 4: You know they have improved security?
"Added security look like they cannot dead lift 800 pounds. How is Laszlo Forty-Two supposed to take that seriously. Laszlo will calm down as to not destroy anything that does not need to be broken and then Laszlo will get results."
Question 5: So do yo--
"The Laz is angry and growing in boredom of you. You will leave as well or Laszlo will hurt puny evil journalist."
That was all he managed to get from Laszlo. He err...He really does not like change apparently. It will be interesting to see what happens next in this Colorado Yeti drama.