Hello, today I will bring some absolutely fire content by ranking all of the DSFL cities based upon the average rating of the strip clubs in said cities. I will be using Google maps as my rating tool. Some rules will be 1. All strip clubs, including Male starring strip clubs will be counted, clubs that have poles, but are not considered strip clubs do not count. 2. If there is a new club with low amounts of ratings, I will not count it in. 3. I will consider close towns, like Myrtle Beach and North Myrtle Beach together.
1.Tijuana: 4.2* Average. 3 clubs total
t2. Portland: 3.7* Average. 42 clubs total
t2.Dallas: 3.7* Average. 23 clubs total
t2.Norfolk: 3.7* Average. 15 clubs total
t5.London: 3.5* Average. 32 clubs total
t5. Minnesota: 3.5* Average. 22 clubs total
t5.Kansas City: 3.5* Average. 17 clubs total
8. Myrtle Beach: 3.4* Average. 5 clubs total
In conclusion, it seems as though Tijuana has a motto of "Quality over Quantity", but they've taken it to an extreme measure. Minnesota as a state only has 22 strip clubs, and Myrtle Beach just fucking sucks. Looks like the Tijuana Luchadores will be the champions based upon the strip club ratings. Anyways thank you for taking the time to read and evalutate my pointless post!
-Vonterious Darnell-Beckett Hayes
1.Tijuana: 4.2* Average. 3 clubs total
t2. Portland: 3.7* Average. 42 clubs total
t2.Dallas: 3.7* Average. 23 clubs total
t2.Norfolk: 3.7* Average. 15 clubs total
t5.London: 3.5* Average. 32 clubs total
t5. Minnesota: 3.5* Average. 22 clubs total
t5.Kansas City: 3.5* Average. 17 clubs total
8. Myrtle Beach: 3.4* Average. 5 clubs total
In conclusion, it seems as though Tijuana has a motto of "Quality over Quantity", but they've taken it to an extreme measure. Minnesota as a state only has 22 strip clubs, and Myrtle Beach just fucking sucks. Looks like the Tijuana Luchadores will be the champions based upon the strip club ratings. Anyways thank you for taking the time to read and evalutate my pointless post!
-Vonterious Darnell-Beckett Hayes