08-10-2020, 07:04 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-20-2020, 09:12 AM by ConnorM123.)
A Message to all the teams who drafted me and my fellow turtles
Hi everyone,
I'm Donnie or as you will know me by my Christian name Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon. That's a great place to start actually is why we are all going by our Christian names. Well we could have Raph AKA Buster Bawlls to thank for this or possibly Mikey (Jeeeeroy Lenkins) - I have never got to the bottom of how this started or who caused this but Leo (Tony Yeboah) took the blame and punishment from Master Splinter. It started back on our first day of High school. All I do know from this simply tragic event was that I was working on my first prototype of my staff - at that age I was planning rocket shooting, laser guiding, fire spitting.. oh how awesome this was going to be, unfortunately I was not allowed to bring in any rockets, fuel, metal or any of the sort which I don't know why so I had to settle for the big tree in the garden which I cut it's still cool but you know I really should get back to that...actually come to think of it that may have been another reason for what happened, don't tell master splinter! Anyway I'm going off topic here back to the story and back to the REAL culprit or culprits, we were on break/recess and typical Mikey has managed to get some pizza and is over messing with Raph about something (I cannot hear what is said over the rabble of his horrificly loud chewing) Mikey starts to laugh at Raph playing with his rocks (more on that later) in the midst of this laughter part of the greasy part of his horrific choice of a pizza ( pineapple and some other things I don't care what else because pineapple ruins everything especially on the godly food) lands on one of Raphs rocks, all hell breaks lose, next minute Raph has threw Mikey's pizza box into orbit grabs him and runs through the wall, of course leo goes in first to split the fight up, I just wanted to finish this but once half the building had been decimated I thought I better go in and help and to be honest it just got worse. We managed to catch Raph in a hole where part of the school was in a hole I ingeniously covered with some rubble and stuck one of his rocks just on top. By the time Leo has caught Mikey he has ran into and destroyed the gas pipes of course causing a leak. Leo brings Mikey to Raph to apologise, who is still in the hole. Mikey finds the rocks we had placed to coax Raph in and starts to scratch them together (don't know why but I assume to try and break them?) You know what's coming next, sparks fly BOOM that I can only describe is an F-18 flying right next to you hitting the sound barrier and darkness - the silence was the worst part it was almost like I was in some sort of purgatory. Luckily Leo had rounded up everyone inside first and got them to safety. To cut an even longer story short we were kicked out, had to move sewer and start a fresh with our christian names. So to the teams who drafted my brothers and me thanks for staying this long, now that has been covered I'd like to talk about my fellow brothers with a few tips to keep them in line, I have no doubt in my mind they will be a complete success but I do worry about Mikey and Raph not having me or Leo by their side.
Leo A.K.A Tony Yeboah @frazzle14
So let's start with Leo A.K.A Tony Yeboah now where to start with him. He is a true born leader on and off the field. This man will destroy opposing running backs who dare to face him or anyone to face him as a matter of fact. I have no doubt in my mind he will be great and congrats to you guys the Coyotes for drafting him.
Tip - If you haven't made this guy captain already then you probably should. this is my only request for leo as he will take over leadership no matter what so may possibly cause the captain's to get their back up a bit if he is not. So yeah Coyotes please just do the smart thing.
Myself - Donnie A.K.A. Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon
FEARTHEFLEET, I'd like to thank the Seawolves for giving me the opportunity to play for such a great organisation. You guys have all been so welcome to me and I can't thank everyone enough. You have a hard working guy on your hands and who is a straight BALLER on the field. I can't wait to be picking off the numerous quarterbacks who dare look my way. Also guys for anyone that is wanting any Sigs or Top Trump Player Cards then have a look at the link - been trying myself at this Photoshop as unfortunately I am not allowed to make any weapons or gadgets on premises. https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=24659
Tip - Answer any question I have, it may be a lot and may be complicated but that's all I ask.
Now then firstly congratulations to Portland and Minnesota for taking my brother's I have no doubt in my mind they will be great but you guys should read closely.
Raph A.K.A. Buster Bawls @ryd029aird13
Ah Raph, such a gentle soul deep down really. What you have here Portland is a tough tough runner who will destroy absolutely everything in sight. Perfect for blocking but also anything on the goal line GIVE IT TO HIM, it will be like a Seahawks Superbowl 2.0 but worse WAY WAY worse.
Tip - Remember Portland Full supply of Tennents Lager (may need to import but this is important) and also the ESSENTIAL thing is rocks and lots of them, or even a quarry to provide some downtime. These are crucial and you will have one hell of a player if you follow these request. I pray that they will listen to me I don't want another school, college, that time at the supermarket, the park, the bus, the pub, the beach..oh and the toy store please please not the toy store situation ... Oh god.
Mikey A.K.A Jeeeeroy Lenkins @LewisMelville
Aw Mikey, well where to start on him. Firstly you have a shut down corner on your hands Minnesota, a guy that you will need patience on but will achieve greatness with exactly that.
Tip - Pizza just give him it. Don't let him do any post press conferences or any for that matter, not just for you guys but for us to, I CANNOT stand that chewing any longer. Oh also please don't leave any possible fire/toxic or fall hazards around please.
All in all me and my brother's can't wait to put on a show out there. Although I do hope Raph doesn't destroy the training ground first ** see above Portand I beg you*
It's a real shame we can't all be together so I can keep my eye on..well Leo can on them but I know for certain we are ready to dominate.
Kind Regards,
Donnie
Hi everyone,
I'm Donnie or as you will know me by my Christian name Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon. That's a great place to start actually is why we are all going by our Christian names. Well we could have Raph AKA Buster Bawlls to thank for this or possibly Mikey (Jeeeeroy Lenkins) - I have never got to the bottom of how this started or who caused this but Leo (Tony Yeboah) took the blame and punishment from Master Splinter. It started back on our first day of High school. All I do know from this simply tragic event was that I was working on my first prototype of my staff - at that age I was planning rocket shooting, laser guiding, fire spitting.. oh how awesome this was going to be, unfortunately I was not allowed to bring in any rockets, fuel, metal or any of the sort which I don't know why so I had to settle for the big tree in the garden which I cut it's still cool but you know I really should get back to that...actually come to think of it that may have been another reason for what happened, don't tell master splinter! Anyway I'm going off topic here back to the story and back to the REAL culprit or culprits, we were on break/recess and typical Mikey has managed to get some pizza and is over messing with Raph about something (I cannot hear what is said over the rabble of his horrificly loud chewing) Mikey starts to laugh at Raph playing with his rocks (more on that later) in the midst of this laughter part of the greasy part of his horrific choice of a pizza ( pineapple and some other things I don't care what else because pineapple ruins everything especially on the godly food) lands on one of Raphs rocks, all hell breaks lose, next minute Raph has threw Mikey's pizza box into orbit grabs him and runs through the wall, of course leo goes in first to split the fight up, I just wanted to finish this but once half the building had been decimated I thought I better go in and help and to be honest it just got worse. We managed to catch Raph in a hole where part of the school was in a hole I ingeniously covered with some rubble and stuck one of his rocks just on top. By the time Leo has caught Mikey he has ran into and destroyed the gas pipes of course causing a leak. Leo brings Mikey to Raph to apologise, who is still in the hole. Mikey finds the rocks we had placed to coax Raph in and starts to scratch them together (don't know why but I assume to try and break them?) You know what's coming next, sparks fly BOOM that I can only describe is an F-18 flying right next to you hitting the sound barrier and darkness - the silence was the worst part it was almost like I was in some sort of purgatory. Luckily Leo had rounded up everyone inside first and got them to safety. To cut an even longer story short we were kicked out, had to move sewer and start a fresh with our christian names. So to the teams who drafted my brothers and me thanks for staying this long, now that has been covered I'd like to talk about my fellow brothers with a few tips to keep them in line, I have no doubt in my mind they will be a complete success but I do worry about Mikey and Raph not having me or Leo by their side.
Leo A.K.A Tony Yeboah @frazzle14
So let's start with Leo A.K.A Tony Yeboah now where to start with him. He is a true born leader on and off the field. This man will destroy opposing running backs who dare to face him or anyone to face him as a matter of fact. I have no doubt in my mind he will be great and congrats to you guys the Coyotes for drafting him.
Tip - If you haven't made this guy captain already then you probably should. this is my only request for leo as he will take over leadership no matter what so may possibly cause the captain's to get their back up a bit if he is not. So yeah Coyotes please just do the smart thing.
Myself - Donnie A.K.A. Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon
FEARTHEFLEET, I'd like to thank the Seawolves for giving me the opportunity to play for such a great organisation. You guys have all been so welcome to me and I can't thank everyone enough. You have a hard working guy on your hands and who is a straight BALLER on the field. I can't wait to be picking off the numerous quarterbacks who dare look my way. Also guys for anyone that is wanting any Sigs or Top Trump Player Cards then have a look at the link - been trying myself at this Photoshop as unfortunately I am not allowed to make any weapons or gadgets on premises. https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=24659
Tip - Answer any question I have, it may be a lot and may be complicated but that's all I ask.
Now then firstly congratulations to Portland and Minnesota for taking my brother's I have no doubt in my mind they will be great but you guys should read closely.
Raph A.K.A. Buster Bawls @ryd029aird13
Ah Raph, such a gentle soul deep down really. What you have here Portland is a tough tough runner who will destroy absolutely everything in sight. Perfect for blocking but also anything on the goal line GIVE IT TO HIM, it will be like a Seahawks Superbowl 2.0 but worse WAY WAY worse.
Tip - Remember Portland Full supply of Tennents Lager (may need to import but this is important) and also the ESSENTIAL thing is rocks and lots of them, or even a quarry to provide some downtime. These are crucial and you will have one hell of a player if you follow these request. I pray that they will listen to me I don't want another school, college, that time at the supermarket, the park, the bus, the pub, the beach..oh and the toy store please please not the toy store situation ... Oh god.
Mikey A.K.A Jeeeeroy Lenkins @LewisMelville
Aw Mikey, well where to start on him. Firstly you have a shut down corner on your hands Minnesota, a guy that you will need patience on but will achieve greatness with exactly that.
Tip - Pizza just give him it. Don't let him do any post press conferences or any for that matter, not just for you guys but for us to, I CANNOT stand that chewing any longer. Oh also please don't leave any possible fire/toxic or fall hazards around please.
All in all me and my brother's can't wait to put on a show out there. Although I do hope Raph doesn't destroy the training ground first ** see above Portand I beg you*
It's a real shame we can't all be together so I can keep my eye on..well Leo can on them but I know for certain we are ready to dominate.
Kind Regards,
Donnie