14) Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing case.
Korbin Brown had a heck of a season this year especially compared to the stinker he put up last season as like the third best receiver on the squad. Overall I think he should get a lion's share of the awards this year because he was simply dominant. First off let's talk about his returning ability because it was really good. He was like third in kicking yards and like fifth in punting yards I'm pretty sure, though I'm simply too lazy too check because I am dumb. But yeah he was a really good returner and had a bunch of touchdowns and shit too I think he had like two through returning because he was that incredible. But let's talk about his receiving ability. He had the third most yards in the league, first most touchdowns, and tied for first in receptions. But damn was he good. He might not win the award because Howlett was pretty good but I think he should win it honestly because Korbin Brown is the GOAT and he is the son of the other GOAT and we all know who that is. So yeah I think I'm gonna end it off here but Korbin Brown should win the wide receiver of the year award as well as the returner of the year award.
26) Select any player who was drafted in the back half of a DSFL or ISFL draft. Show how that player has outperformed their draft position, or how they will soon do so. You cannot write about your own player.
So I'm going to talk real quick about Korbin Brown and how he was so underrated because of the draft. In the DSFL draft for starters I'm pretty sure he fell to like the sixth round because all of the other DSFL teams are so dumb and they passed up on one of the best receivers in the league. So yeah fuck all those dudes that passed on me. My first year kinda sucked but this year I've proven that I should have been taken later because I'm such a boss on the field and off the field and I have been an open addition to the war room in the Portland Pythons locker room because I am just built different. In the NSFL draft, I fell even further like to the third round because again these GMs kinda suck and drafted a bunch of busts over me like it's kinda insane. I fell to the Austin Copperheads but even they ended up trading me to the Baltimore Hawks but whatever I'll get more stats over there anyway. I think I fell to the third round of the NSFL draft and it kinda sucked because I was like damn. But yeah I'm going to prove to the league that I should be the best receiver in the league.
27) Some positions are still under appreciated. Talk about the offensive linemen and/or special teamers on your squad. Show how they have contributed to the team, both on and off the field, and why they deserve recognition.
I'm not sure if I count as a special teamer but fuck it it's ultimus week who even reads these pieces of shit anyway. Korbin Brown was a very valuable special teamer as a returner. He was able to get a bunch of return yards and 2 touchdowns. He led the league in return yards and was second in all-purpose yards because he's simply that good. So yeah he had 2 touchdowns, he led the league in kick returning and he had like the fourth most punting yards, pretty sure this contradicts what I wrote earlier but I was wrong though I'm too lazy to go correct it. He was able to dodge and weave so many different special teamers on the road to success and plentiful touchdowns. He was able to get the team a score and either cause momentum to shift towards Portland or hammer on an excellent lead in some pretty great games. It was pretty valuable for him to do so because sometimes this Portland offense or defense would go down and would need a boost and Korbin Brown was just the guy to kick to and to get some momentum going for this talented Portland Pythons team. So yeah, he was definitely fantastic as a special teamer.
25) The league is prone to change. Reflect on a past change in either the ISFL or DSFL that significantly impacted something - be it a rules change, an expansion or contraction, or even a complete rebranding. What were the effects of this change, and how has it shaken the status quo?
I will stand by saying that the San Antonio Marshals were a way cooler team and brand than the fuckin Minnesota Grey Ducks and it sucks that they moved because I consider San Antonio my birth place not only in the ISFL but as a sim leaguer that team was so much fun to be a part of and it blows that they left San Antonio and went to bumfuck Minnesota because damn San Antonio is a cool ass city but shit man I wish they were there. The brand was so cool. The logo was really nice and very reminiscent of NFL franchises such as the New England Patriots and other cool brands. It also reminded me of cool past logos like the Arizona Outlaws logo, that logo was simply exquisite because it stuck fear into the hearts of the opponent. I don't think it would fly in the actual NFL because for one the logo has a gun on it and that is a big no-no but I would like to imagine that it'd still be cool anyway. Regardless, I think the logo was cool and I could make an entirely different PT on the subject of the Arizona Outlaws logo but I will stop here. I think the old Outlaws logo should come back as well as the San Antonio Marshals logo.
Korbin Brown had a heck of a season this year especially compared to the stinker he put up last season as like the third best receiver on the squad. Overall I think he should get a lion's share of the awards this year because he was simply dominant. First off let's talk about his returning ability because it was really good. He was like third in kicking yards and like fifth in punting yards I'm pretty sure, though I'm simply too lazy too check because I am dumb. But yeah he was a really good returner and had a bunch of touchdowns and shit too I think he had like two through returning because he was that incredible. But let's talk about his receiving ability. He had the third most yards in the league, first most touchdowns, and tied for first in receptions. But damn was he good. He might not win the award because Howlett was pretty good but I think he should win it honestly because Korbin Brown is the GOAT and he is the son of the other GOAT and we all know who that is. So yeah I think I'm gonna end it off here but Korbin Brown should win the wide receiver of the year award as well as the returner of the year award.
26) Select any player who was drafted in the back half of a DSFL or ISFL draft. Show how that player has outperformed their draft position, or how they will soon do so. You cannot write about your own player.
So I'm going to talk real quick about Korbin Brown and how he was so underrated because of the draft. In the DSFL draft for starters I'm pretty sure he fell to like the sixth round because all of the other DSFL teams are so dumb and they passed up on one of the best receivers in the league. So yeah fuck all those dudes that passed on me. My first year kinda sucked but this year I've proven that I should have been taken later because I'm such a boss on the field and off the field and I have been an open addition to the war room in the Portland Pythons locker room because I am just built different. In the NSFL draft, I fell even further like to the third round because again these GMs kinda suck and drafted a bunch of busts over me like it's kinda insane. I fell to the Austin Copperheads but even they ended up trading me to the Baltimore Hawks but whatever I'll get more stats over there anyway. I think I fell to the third round of the NSFL draft and it kinda sucked because I was like damn. But yeah I'm going to prove to the league that I should be the best receiver in the league.
27) Some positions are still under appreciated. Talk about the offensive linemen and/or special teamers on your squad. Show how they have contributed to the team, both on and off the field, and why they deserve recognition.
I'm not sure if I count as a special teamer but fuck it it's ultimus week who even reads these pieces of shit anyway. Korbin Brown was a very valuable special teamer as a returner. He was able to get a bunch of return yards and 2 touchdowns. He led the league in return yards and was second in all-purpose yards because he's simply that good. So yeah he had 2 touchdowns, he led the league in kick returning and he had like the fourth most punting yards, pretty sure this contradicts what I wrote earlier but I was wrong though I'm too lazy to go correct it. He was able to dodge and weave so many different special teamers on the road to success and plentiful touchdowns. He was able to get the team a score and either cause momentum to shift towards Portland or hammer on an excellent lead in some pretty great games. It was pretty valuable for him to do so because sometimes this Portland offense or defense would go down and would need a boost and Korbin Brown was just the guy to kick to and to get some momentum going for this talented Portland Pythons team. So yeah, he was definitely fantastic as a special teamer.
25) The league is prone to change. Reflect on a past change in either the ISFL or DSFL that significantly impacted something - be it a rules change, an expansion or contraction, or even a complete rebranding. What were the effects of this change, and how has it shaken the status quo?
I will stand by saying that the San Antonio Marshals were a way cooler team and brand than the fuckin Minnesota Grey Ducks and it sucks that they moved because I consider San Antonio my birth place not only in the ISFL but as a sim leaguer that team was so much fun to be a part of and it blows that they left San Antonio and went to bumfuck Minnesota because damn San Antonio is a cool ass city but shit man I wish they were there. The brand was so cool. The logo was really nice and very reminiscent of NFL franchises such as the New England Patriots and other cool brands. It also reminded me of cool past logos like the Arizona Outlaws logo, that logo was simply exquisite because it stuck fear into the hearts of the opponent. I don't think it would fly in the actual NFL because for one the logo has a gun on it and that is a big no-no but I would like to imagine that it'd still be cool anyway. Regardless, I think the logo was cool and I could make an entirely different PT on the subject of the Arizona Outlaws logo but I will stop here. I think the old Outlaws logo should come back as well as the San Antonio Marshals logo.
[OPTION]Height: 5'10
[OPTION]Weight: 230
[OPTION]Birthplace: Pahokee, FL
[OPTION]Number: 28
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 1222 Yards | 264 Att | 15 TDs || 81 Yards | 14 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 1665 Yards | 331 Att | 13 TDs || 92 Yards | 13 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S10: 1902 Yards | 452 Att | 7 TDs || 33 Yards | 6 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S11: 1571 Yards | 365 Att | 15 TDs || 290 Yards | 52 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S12: 1555 Yards | 375 Att | 15 TDs || 237 Yards | 30 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 1510 Yards | 318 Att | 14 TDs || 366 Yards | 39 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 1578 Yards | 368 Att | 16 TDs || 479 Yards | 62 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 1577 Yards | 350 Att | 14 TDs || 450 Yards | 59 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S16: 1172 Yards | 260 Att | 13 TDs || 237 Yards | 31 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S17: 897 Yards | 215 Att | 5 TDs || 212 Yards | 35 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]CHI S18: 825 Yards | 196 Att | 4 TDs || 752 Yards | 61 Rec | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 145 Yards | 25 Att | 0 TDs || 4 Yards | 2 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 71 Yards | 18 Att | 1 TDs || 15 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S12: 136 Yards | 30 Att | 0 TDs || 27 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 93 Yards | 17 Att | 1 TDs || 4 Yards | 1 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 127 Yards | 25 Att | 2 TDs || 21 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 212 Yards | 47 Att | 2 TDS || 64 Yards | 5 Catches | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements
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[OPTION]Records:
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards In A Single Season (1902) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Attempts In A Single Season (452) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards Of All Time (12587)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Yards From Scrimmage Of All Time (15643)
[OPTION]Awards:
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S8)
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S9)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Valuable Player (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S11)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S16)
[OPTION]NSFL Hall of Fame Inductee (S22)
[OPTION]Other:
[OPTION]Drafted 9th Overall In The S8 DSFL Draft To The San Antonio Marshals
[OPTION]Drafted 3rd Overall In The S9 NSFL Draft To The Philadelphia
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