With the recent news that Eugene Smoothie would be moving from Philly to Colorado, Rotticus Scott has found a new lease on life. In the midst of an insanely long interception-less streak, and with only one interception in his last 40 games, Rotticus will be playing as a defensive tackle starting in week 5. This sadly brings an end to the 2nd longest interception-less streak, but Rotticus is looking forward to actually doing something meaningful on the football field, and not getting dragged 40 yards down field by Rayne Gordon and Bender Rodriguez 4 games a year.