*The Maples (S25 DSFL) - Awards You May or May Not Want

[dogwoodmaple]

Welcome to The Maples!  The awards that you may or may not want.

And remember - this is supposed to be fun.

DSFL Season 25 


Sore Back From Carrying the Team Award
RB Mr. Forty-Two, NOR
1,638 rushing yards, 8 TD

Strangest Season Statline Award
QB LeBron James III, POR
17 carries, 3 yards, 3 TD

Everywhere But the Endzone
RB Raphael Delacour, NOR
58 receptions, 0 TD

Who Needs an Offense?
S Moe Skeeter, POR
2 defensive TD

The Interception King
S Damian Blackfyre, MIN
5 interceptions

Griddle Master
OL Ajay Krishna, MB
65 pancakes

The You Can't Spell Hordle without OL Award
OL Alexander Franklin, MIN

Home Away From Home
London Royals
5-2 road record

Lucky 13
QB Ryan Negs, MIN
13 TD, 13 INT

The Shank
P Johnathan Smith, POR
40.8 yards per punt

King of the Quarterbacks
QB Jackie Daytona, MB
82 QBR, 2,972 yards, 19 TD, 7 INT

Tackle Monster
LB Richard Leaking, DAL
152 tackles

Behind Enemy Lines
DE Sam Roes, NOR
20 tackles for loss

The Sloth
RB Big Chungus, MB
204 carries, longest rush was 15 yards

Living in the Endzone
RB Mike Rotchburns, MIN
11 TD

Mr. Four Digits
WR Zach Crossley, MB
1,097 receiving yards
(only player with 1,000+)

Scared to Go Downfield
TE Joe Show, LON
16 catches, 50 yards, 3.1 ypc

Two Yards Away From a Great Statline Award
WR Mario Messi, POR
88 catches, 886 yards, 8 TD

Must Have Paws for Hands
Dallas Birddogs
5 INT

Wait, You're Allowed to Blitz?
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
17 sacks

Stop Punting to Him
S Derek Wildstar, KC
2 punt return touchdowns

285 Feet Award
WR Mark Callous, DAL
95 yard kick return touchdown

Afraid of the Ball
S Dogwood Maple, NOR
84 tackles, 0 INT, 0 PD
(most tackles by DB without a pick or PD)

Offensive Tackle's Worst Nightmare
LB L’Gazzy Burfict, LON
S Tony Yeboah, KC
11 sacks

Refuses to Cross the Line of Scrimmage
LB Leonard Taylor, MB
108 tackles, 0 sacks, 0 TFL

Deflector Shields Up at Maximum
CB James Hoffman, MB
CB Mikel van Perkins, LON
18 PD

Bad Robot
OL General Grievous, NOR
12 sacks allowed

Infinite Range
K Leo Bloomfield, MB
57 yard field goal

Sprints, Not Marathons
Tijuana Luchadores
Longest rush 22 yards

The Flash
RB Cobra Kai, DAL
1,482 yards, 5.3 ypc, 73 yard long

Road Trips are Awful Award
Norfolk Seawolves
0-7 road record

Confused About Which Jerseys His Teammates Are Wearing
QB Matthias Caliban, DAL
17 INT

So Close
RB King Tutankhamun, KC
999 rushing yards

Lighting Up the Scoreboard
K Leo Bloomfield, MB
112 points

Home Field Disadvantage
Norfolk Seawolves
Tijuana Luchadores
Dallas Birddogs
2-5 home record

All I Do is Tackle.  Literally.
HeHateMe PickSix II, MIN
6 tackles, 0 INT, 0 PD, 0 TFL, 0 sacks, 0 safeties, 0 TD

Unblockable
DE Sam Roes, NOR
DT Primo Berto, DAL
26 combined sacks/TFL

Unicorn
S Zack Mouse, MB
only player with a blocked kick and touchdown

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Congrats to all the winners!

[37thchamber]

Been waiting for this. Was pretty confident I'd win that one. Fuckin nailed it.

[slate]

Home Field Disadvantage
Norfolk Seawolves
Tijuana Luchadores
Dallas Birddogs
2-5 home record

Your S25 SFC South, ladies and gentlemen.

[OrbitingDeath]

The Flash, lovely!

[Mooty99]

King of QBs, my my, my head is get rather large

[ajtigger]

Would like to thank Mr. Daytona for allowing me to be Mr. Four Digits.

[frazzle14]

I’m people’s worst nightmare yay

[Pat]

Home Field Disadvantage
Norfolk Seawolves
Tijuana Luchadores
Dallas Birddogs
2-5 home record

Your S25 SFC South, ladies and gentlemen.

Home field is for chumps. Just ask Myrtle Beach.

[ThunderTitan82]

Dude I love this! best media series around, also Interception King I love it! Lmao

[C9Van]

Welcome to The Maples!  The awards that you may or may not want.

And remember - this is supposed to be fun.

DSFL Season 25 


Sore Back From Carrying the Team Award
RB Mr. Forty-Two, NOR
1,638 rushing yards, 8 TD


Congrats to all the winners!

I thank you for this great honour. I hope it is the first of many awards I am able to hold and treasure by the end of my new fresh career.

I would just like to say to any GMs looking to the draft that the rumours of an injured back are fake news. Lazzy is more than capable of helping multiple teams if need be.