Outlaws training camp is always an interesting affair. You have your big time stars, like Tatsu Nakamura, who normally ride the stationary bike and yell at the young guys that they aren't practicing hard enough. (I would certainly never do something like this. Never.) Tayshawn Crunk and his boys play poker and smoke cigars over in the equipment managers office. Nobody ever uses the team restroom if they can help it because "Plop" Miller usually gets in there first. We don't really have film sessions. Those types of meetings are usually reserved for gambling strategies for the upcoming season. (I guess nobody thinks it's wrong for players to bet on games in our league?) This is why we must be the most naturally talented team in the entire ISFL. If you could just straight up fuck off like this for the entire preseason and then come out and win double digit games every year, you wouldn't be busting your ass during training camp either. Let's just say that Outlaws training camp is more of an "experience" than anything else and leave it at that. If I get too much more into some of the stuff that goes on, I can almost guarantee I'll be hearing from somebody's lawyers.
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