15. I would first like to preface this post by saying that Disneyland is far less superior than its east coast counterpart, Walt Disney World. Next I would like to not write about the Ultimus Champion Most Valuable Player, but the Most Valuable Player of the Ultimini. This Most Valuable Player award winner will be going to the okay state of Florida to the best theme park around.
The Most Valuable Player of the Ultimini is defensive captain of the Minnesota Grey Ducks, David Frank! David Frank led the best defense in the DSFL to the first ever Ultimini shutout (blowout) with seven total tackles, one sack, one interception, and one forced fumble.
David Frank started his trip to Disney at EPCOT where he quickly went to drink around the world. He brought with him his fellow linebackers LaCarpetron Dukemarriot and Brooks Bane (although Brooks Bane showed up for a short time and disappeared). Frank and Dukemarriot held a contest to see who could go around the world the quickest in EPCOT and down any alcoholic drink they could find and then head to SOARIN and ride the entire ride without vomiting. Frank the Tank won in a landslide and Dukmarriot disappeared somewhere in Canada. Probably looking to see where Brooks Bane went off to.
Word Count: 214
17. It has just been announced that the Minnesota Grey Ducks will elect to build a new stadium in Duluth, Minnesota starting next year in the fall. Initial renderings have been made by prospective designers and I thought I would share my wishlist of what I would like to see out of the new Quack Shack.
The first thing I would like to see is from the building architecture itself. The stadium must be round and camouflage colored exterior to match the aesthetic of the nest of a Grey Duck. If the stadium could have a moat or some sort of faux-natural habitat around the exterior of the stadium as well, that would be ideal and could attract many waterfowl in the area.
For the interior of the stadium, there must be a zoo-like museum where visitors can go observe grey ducks and other local species. The Minnesota Grey Ducks team is very active in giving back to the community and a percentage of ticket sales will go towards habitat restoration and preservation. Many statues of grey ducks will be present around the concourse and even a couple of the rescued ducklings will be waddling around for the enjoyment of the fans.
Word Count: 201
18. The teammate on my team that just embodies every aspect of the ultimate team player is none other than my Minnesota Grey Duck teammate, IceBear (David Frank). IceBear has gone above and beyond to become one of the top TPE earners of the Season 29 ISFL draftees. In addition to being one of the best earners, he has quickly surpassed older players in total money earned. This is attributed to his constant production of media and graphics. He has gone out of his way to help newer players earn money (not Grey Ducks players…) through interviews and write ups. And of course, he was named defensive team captain. He has been a constant presence in the Minnesota Grey Ducks locker room on game days and has participated in extra team activities outside of ISFL official events. David Frank deserves more award recognition than he has received so far, but that was made up for through a second round pick as a first create and a first round pick by Honolulu in the Season 29 ISFL draft.
IceBear and I also have a partnership together as we explore the International Simulation Football League and visit different venues and stadiums to find the ULTIMATE FAN EXPERIENCE -ence -ence. I would not be able to earn as much as I have without him.
Word Count: 220
19. Oh! A television show prompt. Well I have the best idea for a show, but it does not star John Huntsman (my player). This is about a former teammate of mine in Minnesota. This special defensive back actually has a talent that not a heck of a lot of people have. This show would be an origin story about how this player overcame their struggles and distractions with heavy ~~drugs~~ brass instruments and became one of the best world champions at chess. This show is called GRAGG’S GAMBIT.
Gragg’s Gambit will be about Gragg from the Orange County Otters and will be played by several people throughout the character’s backstory. In Gragg’s early years, (portrayed by a young and handsome dukemarriot) the character will have a coming to age moment where they have the choice of choosing to either to pursue their dreams of bass trombone or focus on their newly found love of chess. Gragg in his later years (played by the very talented Icebear) manages to figure out how to juggle these two hidden talents while also becoming a top tier ISFL player for the Orange County Otters. It’s like someone tells him to choose to be a fan of this very good professional football team (KC) or another very good professional football team (IND) and he can’t make up his mind and chooses both somehow.
Word Count: 228
The Most Valuable Player of the Ultimini is defensive captain of the Minnesota Grey Ducks, David Frank! David Frank led the best defense in the DSFL to the first ever Ultimini shutout (blowout) with seven total tackles, one sack, one interception, and one forced fumble.
David Frank started his trip to Disney at EPCOT where he quickly went to drink around the world. He brought with him his fellow linebackers LaCarpetron Dukemarriot and Brooks Bane (although Brooks Bane showed up for a short time and disappeared). Frank and Dukemarriot held a contest to see who could go around the world the quickest in EPCOT and down any alcoholic drink they could find and then head to SOARIN and ride the entire ride without vomiting. Frank the Tank won in a landslide and Dukmarriot disappeared somewhere in Canada. Probably looking to see where Brooks Bane went off to.
Word Count: 214
17. It has just been announced that the Minnesota Grey Ducks will elect to build a new stadium in Duluth, Minnesota starting next year in the fall. Initial renderings have been made by prospective designers and I thought I would share my wishlist of what I would like to see out of the new Quack Shack.
The first thing I would like to see is from the building architecture itself. The stadium must be round and camouflage colored exterior to match the aesthetic of the nest of a Grey Duck. If the stadium could have a moat or some sort of faux-natural habitat around the exterior of the stadium as well, that would be ideal and could attract many waterfowl in the area.
For the interior of the stadium, there must be a zoo-like museum where visitors can go observe grey ducks and other local species. The Minnesota Grey Ducks team is very active in giving back to the community and a percentage of ticket sales will go towards habitat restoration and preservation. Many statues of grey ducks will be present around the concourse and even a couple of the rescued ducklings will be waddling around for the enjoyment of the fans.
Word Count: 201
18. The teammate on my team that just embodies every aspect of the ultimate team player is none other than my Minnesota Grey Duck teammate, IceBear (David Frank). IceBear has gone above and beyond to become one of the top TPE earners of the Season 29 ISFL draftees. In addition to being one of the best earners, he has quickly surpassed older players in total money earned. This is attributed to his constant production of media and graphics. He has gone out of his way to help newer players earn money (not Grey Ducks players…) through interviews and write ups. And of course, he was named defensive team captain. He has been a constant presence in the Minnesota Grey Ducks locker room on game days and has participated in extra team activities outside of ISFL official events. David Frank deserves more award recognition than he has received so far, but that was made up for through a second round pick as a first create and a first round pick by Honolulu in the Season 29 ISFL draft.
IceBear and I also have a partnership together as we explore the International Simulation Football League and visit different venues and stadiums to find the ULTIMATE FAN EXPERIENCE -ence -ence. I would not be able to earn as much as I have without him.
Word Count: 220
19. Oh! A television show prompt. Well I have the best idea for a show, but it does not star John Huntsman (my player). This is about a former teammate of mine in Minnesota. This special defensive back actually has a talent that not a heck of a lot of people have. This show would be an origin story about how this player overcame their struggles and distractions with heavy ~~drugs~~ brass instruments and became one of the best world champions at chess. This show is called GRAGG’S GAMBIT.
Gragg’s Gambit will be about Gragg from the Orange County Otters and will be played by several people throughout the character’s backstory. In Gragg’s early years, (portrayed by a young and handsome dukemarriot) the character will have a coming to age moment where they have the choice of choosing to either to pursue their dreams of bass trombone or focus on their newly found love of chess. Gragg in his later years (played by the very talented Icebear) manages to figure out how to juggle these two hidden talents while also becoming a top tier ISFL player for the Orange County Otters. It’s like someone tells him to choose to be a fan of this very good professional football team (KC) or another very good professional football team (IND) and he can’t make up his mind and chooses both somehow.
Word Count: 228