The Minnesota Ducks already have a wide international appeal. A migratory organization, they spend different seasons in new regions spreading the glory of what it means to be a fan of DSFL Champions. This off-season, a very unique land is in need of enlightenment and as such Antarctica has been selected as the Minnesota Ducks' off-season workshop.
For those who have never looked at a globe, Antartica is that white mass at the bottom of the map. Frigid temperatures, excessive penguins, and high winds, Antartica is a frozen desert (not dessert) in need of some heat. And who better to provide that heat than rookie Morpheus Czargyros, the one who sizzles?
Morpheus will take local scientists and adventurers residing in Antartica outdoors and demonstrate how to conduct sled run exercises, proper technique in tackling snowmen, and teach the cooking of spicy fajita recipes known only to Rancho Cucamonga natives. Locals will go wild over the wonderful combination of imported peppers and penguin steak.
When Morpheus leaves, residents will be decked out in Ducks' tank tops and jorts. And after a delicious penguin steak fajita and a few hours of Morpheus' workout sessions, those clothes will be all the residents need when they're outside. After all, when you're living like Morpheus, it doesn't matter where you're living, you'll be sizzling.
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For those who have never looked at a globe, Antartica is that white mass at the bottom of the map. Frigid temperatures, excessive penguins, and high winds, Antartica is a frozen desert (not dessert) in need of some heat. And who better to provide that heat than rookie Morpheus Czargyros, the one who sizzles?
Morpheus will take local scientists and adventurers residing in Antartica outdoors and demonstrate how to conduct sled run exercises, proper technique in tackling snowmen, and teach the cooking of spicy fajita recipes known only to Rancho Cucamonga natives. Locals will go wild over the wonderful combination of imported peppers and penguin steak.
When Morpheus leaves, residents will be decked out in Ducks' tank tops and jorts. And after a delicious penguin steak fajita and a few hours of Morpheus' workout sessions, those clothes will be all the residents need when they're outside. After all, when you're living like Morpheus, it doesn't matter where you're living, you'll be sizzling.
(219 words)