We've all heard the stories and watched the documentaries. Allen Iverson, Mike Tyson, OJ Simpson (okay.. that one was different but still...) These athletes made millions during their playing careers but went on to flush it all down the toilet thanks to bad investments, overspending, and greedy family and friends.
I don't plan on stepping in the same bear traps! To avoid the same fate as these fools, I have created a 3 point plan.
1) Get paid in Doge. Not only will I take my paychecks in the daily current value of dogecoin, but I plan to also become the face of the brand. Well except for the dog because he's kindof the face of the brand. But I'll be the next face of the brand! Like how originally it was just Chris Paul in those state farm commercials, but now they have Aaron Rodgers and his dumb hair. Basically my contract will become more and more valuable by the day as doge continues to skyrocket to the moon. The great thing about getting paid in crypto, is there's no chance of the value falling and losing it all!
2) Invest in Cup Noodle- In the ultimate crossover promotion, I, Modern Nazgul, will invest heavily in Cup Noodle brand Cup Noodle. I plan on dropping at least 15 million into promotions and marketing so that we can once and for all prove to the world through the wonder of advertisement that we are the premier portable ramen noodle. In addition to my investment, I'll do commercials with my SHL counterpart who is a literal Cup Noodle on skates. If you're old enough to remember the old Jordan vs. Bird McDonald's commercials, it'll look a lot like that with the two of us competing against each other in all sorts of events like football, hockey, and noodle speed eating competitions. No telling if that'll get weird for Cup Noodle himself. Tune in to find out!
3) Ride a horse- Rather than trying to buy only the fanciest cars, I plan on riding my spooky black horse to the practice facility every day. This will save a ton of money and be a great investment for me as carrots are generally cheaper than gasoline.
WC: 373 words
I don't plan on stepping in the same bear traps! To avoid the same fate as these fools, I have created a 3 point plan.
1) Get paid in Doge. Not only will I take my paychecks in the daily current value of dogecoin, but I plan to also become the face of the brand. Well except for the dog because he's kindof the face of the brand. But I'll be the next face of the brand! Like how originally it was just Chris Paul in those state farm commercials, but now they have Aaron Rodgers and his dumb hair. Basically my contract will become more and more valuable by the day as doge continues to skyrocket to the moon. The great thing about getting paid in crypto, is there's no chance of the value falling and losing it all!
2) Invest in Cup Noodle- In the ultimate crossover promotion, I, Modern Nazgul, will invest heavily in Cup Noodle brand Cup Noodle. I plan on dropping at least 15 million into promotions and marketing so that we can once and for all prove to the world through the wonder of advertisement that we are the premier portable ramen noodle. In addition to my investment, I'll do commercials with my SHL counterpart who is a literal Cup Noodle on skates. If you're old enough to remember the old Jordan vs. Bird McDonald's commercials, it'll look a lot like that with the two of us competing against each other in all sorts of events like football, hockey, and noodle speed eating competitions. No telling if that'll get weird for Cup Noodle himself. Tune in to find out!
3) Ride a horse- Rather than trying to buy only the fanciest cars, I plan on riding my spooky black horse to the practice facility every day. This will save a ton of money and be a great investment for me as carrots are generally cheaper than gasoline.
WC: 373 words