10-06-2021, 01:45 PM
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Saleem Spence doesn't really have any sort of "dirt" in his past, but there are a few events in his life history that could be wildly misinterpreted. Growing up in Compton, Spence was caught in the crossfire of several gang wars, that tended to erupt whenever Spence was leaving Pop Warner games. Occasionally, people got shot by someone with actual marksmanship, and when he did, Spence was often questioned and then released by police officers. This could be misinterpreted as Spence being a criminal somehow, by a reporter short of ethics, intelligence, and morality.
Spence also has similar "dirt" to many other athletic stars in the league, as a result of his abuse of drugs such as Total Pectoral Energizing. Spence, like many athletes, notices no adverse health effects, and insists the drug is safe, unlike steroids and growth hormones and etc. Many reporters, bought and paid for by rival drug companies, like to slander the drug in the papers, and Spence is one of many athletes who are high-profile users of the drug. A Supreme Court decision on TPE's full legality one way or another is pending, so it'll be anyone's guess as to whether this dirt ends up being useful is taking down Spence or not. Player Agent of Wide Receiver Saleem Spence - Saleem Spence Player Profile: https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=28380 Saleem Spence Update Thread: https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=28552
Most of the time you won't see Zoltan, premier player in the Developmental Simulation football league off the field. During bye weeks and when he's not on the field he kind of just disappears. Its impossible to reach him by phone, email, snail mail. Some people think he returns back to his fellow cultists. A reporter finally decided and stalked out Zoltan during the offseason. It was easy, he slipped in a tracking device on a $5 donation bill to the cult of Zoltan while at a team event. From there it was easy for him to find Zoltan and track him down. The free time everyone thought Zoltan was actually working. He was secretly peddling on the weekends asking people for money to support the cult of Zoltan and their teachings. The reporter was going to blackmail Zoltan if he didn't give him a cut of the earnings. This was some serious dirt, but Zoltan has no secrets. Just because he never said what he was doing doesn't mean he is ashamed of it. Zoltan demanded the reporter run the article on what he does. Lucky for Zoltan his fans still support him and donations to Zoltan and the cult of and supporters have never had their coffers filled so quickly.
10-07-2021, 12:13 AM
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We all carry secrets within ourselves. Secrets which define us. Secrets which have informed us. At best, or at worst, the very act of hiding an integral feature of our history has itself further carved out an essential essence of our soul. The reminders of the shame, the practiced precision in hiding the truth, we have spent so long keeping the secret that we can not imagine life without continuing the facade. After all, we fear who we might be if the secret was out and now we do not know who we might be once the secret is revealed. But secrets live. They are forever hanging over our head, the axe on the pendulum. Secrets die not by being buried deeper into our soul but instead by fire. Only under the sun, for peering eyes to see, do secrets burn to death. Once the secret is out, it is not exactly a secret, and we are not exactly the same. And so with caution I reveal my secret. While some have guessed this about me, only I can fully reveal it. I rarely write before midnight nor do I review or edit my works more than once. I just write, read, and submit in a sleepy slumber.
Dirt? Does Raskolnikov have dirt? Confusion crossed his face reading the tweet that the reporter posted. What dirt could it possibly be? Confused he reaches out to his manager, only to get an equally confused reply. What could Rodka have possibly done? Come from Russia, and be a C student. I guess. He’s never hurt anyone, never made of anyone. Maybe this is just a lie, to get the pot going and get views on their site. But why Rodka, he's not even the biggest star on the team, yet alone be a prime target for harassment or extortion. But here we are, a mysterious posting about his “dirt”. Could it be actually about dirt. Like the soil in his background? The patchy grass has been a sore sight, that Rodka has been too lazy to fix up. That is pretty silly though. Or it could be a teammate playing a prank, or another team trying to get him rattled. Who knows what this cryptic message means, and if the person does in fact have any dirt on him. Rodka isn’t worried, he hasn't done anything and never hurt anyone. If anything comes up, he's sure he can work it out with the team and the lawyers.
Dirt on Chuck Roth? Impossible! Just kidding, here's what it probably is. When Chuck was a Junior, he was unsure about going pro, as he wanted to finish his degree. He decided to go on a hike the morning he had to make this critical decision to clear his mind and help him focus. He hiked a long ways and ended up lost because he was too buy thinking about his decision, he hadn't kept track of where he was hiking and how he had gotten there. And he had no cell service so he was stuck. He could not announce a decision on declaring for the draft or not. He actually was lost in the woods for a couple days, which kinda sucked for him because he was hungry, but he eventually wandered onto a highway and hitch hiked his way back. He then held an impromptu press conference announcing why he did not make a decision. Overcome with embarrassment about being lost in the woods, Chuck claimed to have gone on a vision quest, inspired but Blue Mountain State legend Thad Castle. No one really cared about this press conference though, as most assumed that Chuck would be staying in college for his senior season anyways. This is probably the dirt reporters have on Chuck, that he's an idiot who got lost in the woods.
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Well obviously this reporter is just some hack looking for a story, that's not to say that Cole Maxwell doesn't have any skeletons in his closet, just that there aren't any witnesses left that could've informed this so called "journalist". The best way to resolve an issue such as this is to try and let the fool bring whatever supposed dirt he has to light and basically just ignore it. You don't want to incur the Barbara Streisand effect by vehemently denying any claims against you, that's just a classic recipe for having everyone try and pick up the story instead of just this one joker making up some nonsense for some clicks on his "hard hitting" 5 subscriber celebrity blog. If this guy can come up with a creative enough narrative that other outlets start to bring it up Cole might have to issue a statement, but really with the crazy 24 hour news cycle there's not much chance of whatever the issue would be sticking around in the public eye for more than a week anyway. But now back to the main issue, what potential dirt is out there that no longer has any witnesses, and more importantly what happened to those witnesses that could've informed on Cole's past? Well he could certainly tell you, but then you might just disappear along with all the others, so the choice is up to you....
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