Alright, I'll finally confess it. I faked an injury so I didn't play college football. I'm not proud of what I did, but I couldn't take the pressure of it all anymore. It's really really hard work being popular and good at sports, you know? Oh, you don't know? Well it is. Everyone excepts you to be perfect. I always had to be cool and I always had to be good at football. When everyone voted me most likely to succeed, I knew that this wasn't just a high school thing. People were going to follow my every footsteps for years to come and I just didn't want that anymore. So, I did what I had to do and faked an injury to get out of playing. At first, I missed the game. I was faster than everybody else in high school, though I knew there were others out there faster. I also hated playing quarterback at the end, so that was another factor. I'm not that kid that faked the injury anymore, though. I'm in a better headspace now. Being rich really and disappearing by sailing around the world really helped. Coming back to the game was 100% decision though, so don't let this dirt discourage you. I enjoy the game and it's on my terms now. I also don't have that major following like I did prior, so the weight is off the shoulders. Having my best friend Abed also playing really helps me enjoy the game too.
What ever happened to Milk Man? The former Birddog Safety was selected 2 picks before Bob Roberts, and it was clear there was some competition between the two and Lionel Rumper but til all seemed to come to a blow after the ISFL draft. Milk Man according to reports, was hit by a car leaving training camp. Another thing to notice was that Roberts had been visiting his old DSFL team for a few days before but suddenly left to go to new york with his ISFL team. Milk Man got injured and never played again after that season while roberts enjoyed a moderate success in the isfl. Was foul play involved? likely? it seems like something fishy happened and the fact that roberts truck was seen leaving Dallas within 40 min of the accident add a air of suspicion. Another thing to notice is that Milk Man made 40m betting against roberts in a playoff loss to New Orleans that same year. What is happening here, is there foul play is money involved and really seemed to wanna cause some drama. No one seems to know who hit milk man or why roberts flead but its a dark light that surround the ISFL dimmest s
There is definitely some dirt when it comes to Melvin, but honestly, there's a lot of the story that was already publicized after the death of Daria Guava-Fresca. He worked hard to revamp his image, and change into a better person, but those who know Melvin well, know that he hasn't actually changed at all. Not really, and instead of being the better moose that everyone thought he could be, his heart is still filled with a murderous rage. While Melvin works hard to tamper these emotions over time, there is still one thing that really sets him off, and sends him off the deep end, to the point that nobody on the team can calm him down.
Reply all emails. There are numerous times throughout the day that as the general manager of the Colorado Yeti that Melvin has to send out emails to everyone else. Many times these emails are just basic notifications of things. They require no read receipt, no acknowledgement, and yet, every time, Adelie de Pengu manages to reply all and share to everyone "thanks!". On the surface Adelie and Melvin are great friends, but this reply all nightmare has made it very difficult for Melvin to want to stay friends with him. There are rumors that the rift between them is so strong Adelie is leaving the football career. Forever.
Cmon man, what kind of "dirt" could a reporter possibly have on me. This whole thing is completely blown out of proportions, I most certainly did not do what this clown is accusing me of. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Anyone else who says differently is FAKE NEWS. I never ever said that i would just grab them by the so and so, and in any case thats just lockerroom talk.
Nor did i ever take drugs, this bong looking gas mask is just for my breathing because i have sleep apnea. Honestly i dont even know who this drugs guy is, and i never took performance enhancing drugs. Doesnt matter if i destroyed the blood samples, i didnt do any doping, screw you. I was certainly born in the US and A, i dont know why ur trying to suggest I was born somewhere else, here my birth certificate clearly states im an american. To sum up, i certainly didnt do the thing im being accused of, its all proposterous and fake, i can confidently say i have never once done anything wrong in my life. Now please excuse me, im on my way to ohio to get ground on by some woman in a club while my teams back home. 216 words
Spicy Ron is a man thought to have committed several war crimes during his tenure on Three Year Letterman's PeeWee league football team. As a 22 year old man playing on a team consisting of 7-8 year olds, he dominated his competition year in and year out. Sometimes he still returns to the roster in secret in order to try and help Letterman win more rings. Some parents have been skeptic of him and his position with the team. Despite clearly having the body of a 22 year old fully grown football player, Ron insists he's a 7 year old with a growth condition. But now, reporters are starting to catch on. However, Ron knows exactly how to handle this, as he has dealt with being blatantly called out to his face before. The solution is simply to fill the room with as much carbon monoxide as possible in an attempt to knock out and wipe the memory of anyone who may be onto him. Ron is a criminally wanted man, and is on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list, however, being built as differently as he is, he has somehow managed to avoid arrest for over 14 years. Despite playing in front of a crowd of thousands, on a TV broadcast to millions, every single week. Many wonder how many more victims Ron's rampage will claim on his way to ISFL glory
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As a new player in the ISFL following the footsteps of the former greats in this league, Adelie and Emperor de Pengus, the only dirt you may find on little Fairy is that he is a massive Adelie fan boy. Adelie was the first Pengu to hit the main stage in sports and he was an absolutely massive idol for any Pengus who wanted to get involved in the world. The moment Fairy found out, he was obsessed and he started collecting everything he could that had Adelie’s image on it. Action figures, posters, playing cards, jerseys, the works. If Adelie’s name was remotely attached to it, Fairy was trying to get his hands on it. He has an entire shrine built to the incredible penguin who came before him and a big driver for becoming a star like Adelie is to one day get the penguin to sign all his stuff for him. If this secret was found out, Fairy would absolutely own up to it and make sure the press made it clear that he was Adelie’s number one fan. He would make Adelie proud and make a huge impact in the sporting world and maybe one day Adelie could come teach him some tricks!
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