Big Slammu is having a monstrous season where he is second in the league in the sacks category. This is what Big Slammu has been waiting for. Being the top linebacker on the team and being able to tee off on the opposing QB has been Big Slammu's career.
But there is a problem that has been brewing in the background of this great season. A rumour has been spreading in the team locker room and the league as a whole that there is to be a big negative story that will be released against Big Slammu in the coming weeks. Big Slammu hasn't seemed too concerned but team officials are suspecting Big Slammu to be suspended. Big Slammu hasn't given anything away but there has to be something on his mind. Now all that's left is to speculate.
Big Slammu was barred from college football as someone with character issues. He spent more than half of his highschool career suspended to his violent nature on the football field. He got into fights on the field, was involved in every brawl and put minors in the hospital just cause he could.
Despite his violent past, the answer might be very obvious considering the numbers he has been putting up. Doping.
In an interview with BBC’s Laura Scott, she revealed that she has some dirt on Zephyr. Zephyr knew right away what the dirt was and tried to explain himself. The story starts back when Zephyr first moved to Vancouver. Zephyr was fresh out of the wild and just moved into a condo with his human. Zephyr didn’t know the rules yet of living among humans. In the wild hunting was a constant source of food. Instinctively Zephyr would look for food in the condo complex and that’s where it happened. Zephyr found all kinds of tasty snacks roaming the halls. It wasn’t until much later that Zephyr learned humans take some of these smaller snack like animals as pets. How could he have known that. Wolves don’t take pets in the wild and all animals are fair game. It started with people reporting their pets missing. Things called poodles, teacup pigs, chinchillas, and hedgehogs. Hunting them wasn’t much sport as they lived in the same sized condo Zephyr did. Things took a hard turn when Zephyr ate something called a child. Everyone seemed extra mad about him eating that pet and luckily his human had enough money to make the problem go away but Zephyr has to live with that secret. Now this reporter knows his dark secret and it doesn’t take long before Zephyr realizes this secret wasn’t the dirt she had on him. So now Laura Scott gets all the Zephyr exclusive interviews for the rest of his career.
Well, when you are talented in various skills, you tend to travel may roads which increases the probability of encountering negative experiences. If a reporter were to dig for "dirt" on Lesean Paris Crooks, they would likely sensationalize each situation and not focus on the overbearing problems. Headlines draw eyes and clicks and generating money is the goal of most news and media outlets these days.
The first issue might derive from when Crooks was recording his first album. Crooks, only 19, stopped by a gas station with some friends just carrying on in a typical teenage fashion. Unfortunately, living in Richmond, California is not ideal for "typical" routines. Crooks and his people pulled up in the midst of a robbery and instead of fleeing the scene, tried to stop the suspects. In the aftermath, one of the store clerks tried to pin the robbery on one of Crooks' friends who was waiting for the others to arrive. The situation escalated when the police arrived and tried to arrest everyone on the scene. Crooks was acquitted of his charges and filed a successful countersuit which unfortunately put a target on his back.
When in Atlanta a few years later, he encountered two off duty officers assaulting a man. When the officers brandished their weapons, Crooks opened fire in self-defense to protect himself and the other victim. Again, Crooks had to go to court and was acquitted of all charges. "I'm looking for justice in a crooked world. Is that too much to ask?", Crooks proclaimed after one of his court appearances.
Live Laughlove has seen many a dirt in his time. Matter of fact, there are those among us that say Laughlove is more dirt than man at this point. I’m frankly not sure what kind of dirt a reporter might have on him, or more importantly that he would even care. Laughlove has always been extremely carefree in his approach to life, and while he would of course never do anything intentionally malicious or harmful, there are certainly things that he’s done in his past that others might consider “embarrassing” or would not be something befitting of a premier ISFL quarterback. So on that note relating to the part of the prompt asking how Live Laughlove would handle the situation, he would probably just not handle it. He may not even respond properly to the question and instead insist that he showered before the interview (or at least during the week leading up to the interview). In the end, as things usually do for whatever frustrating reason, Live Laughlove would probably get off scot free on whatever trivial incident the reporter had on him as dirt. Either the dirt would be so insignificant that nobody thinks twice about it, or Laughlove would unintentionally win over the reporter with his carefree attitude and convince him not to release it.
Shit, it could be anything. Technically half my life coulda been "dirt" if you spin it the right way, and the media is no stranger to creating a narrative with my history, so this is nothing new. Let's see, what is out there anyway? My parents were kidnapped and killed by the CCP. I've encountered racism and other glass ceilings throughout my entire struggle towards the top. I've been struggling with drugs, prostitution, and many other legal troubles. Most of this is already public, so not sure how much leverage this new "dirt" can get over me.
Hmm, maybe it was that one time I punched a girl in 7th grade, but to be fair, if you saw what this creature looked like, you might side with me. Not to mention, she was fuckin annoying as fuck. I mean, she sat behind me in class and kicked my chair for like a whole 30 minutes, and if you can imagine that, you might understand why my response was totally called for. And yeah, so what, I hit a woman in my youth. Does it look like I beat women regularly? I mean, non-consensually? Spill the beans! I wanna see what you got! And you gonna let me tell my side of the story, too, right?
It is not really hard to find dirt on Guy Fields, everyone knows he is a really dirty person. Ever since he was a little kid he played in the mud and his mother would always yell german profanities at him because of his dirtiness. Whenever he came home from playing with his friends in the park (they usually played football in the rain because that is how football is supposed to be played) his mother would never greet him with open arms, but would rather take the garden hose and spray him off before doing anything else. No matter how cold, no matter how stormy it was always the hose for Guy Fields. That did not really change later in his life, up until his formative years he would still roll around in the dirt every chance he was able to get. May it for sports, army games or whatever, he came home dirty and there were many photographs of this. That totally did not change when he started playing football. On the contrary, it even got worse. His high schools' football field was a mess and thus there are many photos of his playing career where he would be super dirty. So the reporter would not have a hard time to find dirt on Guy Fields, even to this day.
What do you mean, that is not the dirt he was talking about?
Pitter Patter [WR] | S44 | | Wiki Page Known Acquaintance [K/P] | S36 - S43 | | Wiki Page Guy Fields [LB] | S24 - S35 | | Wiki Page
Vincent Jones Jr will always say yes to any interview request. He feels that he should be accessible as possible to the fans and is always is open and honest in each and everyone he talks with. He does however lead a pretty quiet life, football is his one and only passion and spends all of his time on that passion. So finding any kind of dirt that isn’t already known about Jones Jr is just about impossible. However, one tenacious reporter wouldn’t stop until they found something the public didn’t already know about. He found what he was looking for when he stumbled upon the fact that Vincent Jones Jr isn’t able to drive in the United States. The reporter found out that when Vincent first made his permanent residence in New Orleans, he attempted to get his drivers license set up in the US. That did not go well. His first time driving on a American road, Vincent got in 4 separate accidents, all caused by Vincent driving on the wrong side of the road. At the end of that day, Vincent vowed never to drive in the United States ever again. Since that day, Uber has been the only mode of transportation for the Second Line linebacker. Most wouldn’t consider that all that dirty, but for Vincent, it is the dirtiest it’s going to get.