(S31) PT 4 - Dirt

[katarn22]

Albert Ruschmann is an individual with high morale fiber. Squeaky clean record, no questionable behavior, really just an all-around awesome guy. Or so everyone thinks. Recently, a reporter from the Midnight Star came forward and alluded to a bombshell story they are getting ready to publish surrounding one certain scandalous event involving Albert Ruschmann. But what could it be? Well, before you read the slander in the article, hear it first from the mouth of Albert himself.

In college, Albert Ruschmann was eating lunch at the dining hall. As he sat down, he noticed a tray at the same table filled with cookies and brownies. As a big guy with a big appetite, he devoured the entire tray and felt good doing it. About 10 minutes later, as Albert is finishing up his own tray, a group of school children, no older than 4th graders, comes up to the table with a tour guide. The tour guide motions to the tray before realizing that there is nothing but crumbs left. The children start to cry. Albert, slowly realizing what he's done, begins to get up. The tour guide is shooting daggers at him with her eyes. He leaves in shame. How this reporter found out about this story, he is not sure. But that is the truth and since then Albert has not had a single cookie or brownie.

[bex]

Dirt? Listen, if you think you have dirt on me, let me tell you, you're dead wrong. Unless you're trying to insinuate that being poor or from a different sort of background is "dirt". In which case, really you ought to just feel ashamed of yourself. Sure, I come from less than my peers, but there's nothing that I've done that wasn't needed to survive. Did I have a job before I was legally old enough to work? Yes. But that was only to be able to provide for myself when my foster family wasn't. If that's dirt for you tabloids, I think talking to you might be a waste of my time. Sure, I might have broken some trespassing laws here and there to have a somewhat safe place to sleep at night, but really, who was hurt by that action?

You know what's dirty? How our country reacts to poverty and the people who are living in it. You have influencers out there glorifying "#vanlife", while sneering at people who have to sleep in their cars out of necessity. You look down on average people who eat fast food every day, (because that's what they can afford) while Warren Buffet's out there eating McDonald's breakfast just because. Rich people are frugal and poor people are cheap. And ya know, I just can't abide by that attitude. There's far more dirt on America than there is on me.

WC: 239

[furiousPanda]

Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets are meant to be shared with everyone. There is for sure a ton of “dirt” or secrets, each player in the International Simulation Football League has. Some may be mild, others could be super devious. But if a reporter asked Panda McKyle about his dirt. He will just say it is none of their bee’s wax. Those darn snoopy reporters should do a little of their own research before asking about McKyle’s secrets. Not even all of his girlfriend’s know about his operations. And he usually is dating multiple people at the same time. In the past, McKyle was always a part of some shady operations. First and foremost, McKyle loves gambling. He would run secret, schemy and dirty underground gambling rings. Mostly, just blackjack and poker with all the high rollers. Next, McKyle would get insider information from his lawyer friends regarding companies about to go under. He would use that information to buy put options on the super cheap and sell them for a higher price. This information could be used to get him investigated by the government. Lastly, in high school, McKyle sold roids to some athletes in his school. He wanted to get his team to be amazingly strong. So please don’t publish this into an article.

Code:

218 words

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[Pib]

This is Glenn Smart's worst nightmare. Not because he’s worried about the reporter having dirt on him but rather because it’s difficult to figure out what it is they have found out about. Smart is a rogue young fellow and when you’re on the Arizona Outlaw roster, there’s no just the usual temptations that a professional football player might be surrounded with but there’s also pressure from the leadership, as both Crunk and Z-Whiz are known to partake in many frowned upon activities and actively encourage their players to join them.

On this occasion, a few things spring to mind however. It could be the devils lettuce with Crunk. It could be a boat party that some of the Outlaws attended recently which went ever so slightly wrong. None of this would really be shocking and front page news though. Perhaps the most likely story would be the performance enhancing drugs that Smart was taking during his DSFL career with the London Royals. He took over the old locker of the departing QB, Cortez and they were left in there with a note attached, suggesting that they’d get Smart off on the right foot.

If this reporter thinks that’s gonna give them any leverage, they have another thing coming. Glenn Smart is long done with the DSFL and there won’t be any traces left in his bloodstream at this point. Innocent until proven guilty.

Code:

234 words

[JKortesi81]

If a reporter was going to dig up any real dirt on Bayley Cowabunga, it’s going to be a little disturbing. She grew up starting in a dog fighting league, but ended up being kicked out for being too nice. Another scenario saw her enjoying her time at a dog park and before you knew it, she was in a huge dog fight with the entire park. It was quite a mess. The biggest problem for her though? She’s going to have thousands and thousands of incidences for pooping in public places. Part of her daily routine for so long was talking nice long walks in the park, or even just hanging out in the back yard, and then taking a big dump whether other people were around or not. And the worst part would be that she would some times “accidentally” scrape her paws into the dirt and kick the dog poop all over the place. She never once cleaned up after herself, always just expecting someone else to do it. I think if a news reporter brought all of these scenarios to light, many people would be disgusted with Bayley and her actions. She would immediately order a press conference to show everyone that she’s a good girl. But some fans can only take so much. (218)

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