(S33) PT #5 - Bot of the Season

[C9Van]

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[Urq660]

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[MattBake12]

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[g2019]

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[Element]

A song for our bots.

Every single day I think football games
Skip to the next with all my dogs in the morning like
Lets move on, go have some fun
One thing I love more than football!
It's our bots!

Time ended and football moved on
When a perfect love could never be found

A superstar football star
As quick as a flash, you blend with a blur
A dirty laundry bag, your second wife
You got a head like football
Bots!

My old teacher, the football coach
Would have drowned me and you in a row
Need to see the bright young boy
Still living school football

And that sunset had fallen behind us
And we were all so proud of what we had

A superstar football star
As quick as a flash, you blend with a blur
A dirty laundry bag, your second wife
You got a head like football
Bots!

A superstar football star
As quick as a flash, you blend with a blur
A dirty laundry bag, your second wife
You got a head like football
Bots!

[StadiumGambler]

Sarasota's only bot is their Center, Coral Reef. A 6 foot 7, 325 pound drink of water from the local collegiate ranks, Reef is not always the best blocker, compared to all-pros like Stumpy Jones, but he is a consummate professional who does his job well enough, relying on physical strength more than refined technique. The Sarasota Offensive Line has only given up 35 sacks, tied for 3rd fewest in the league, and Reef's ability to send out the pre-snap adjustments and help his line pick up the blitzes has been an underrated component of that.

In the local community, Reef is also proving to be a salt of the earth type, active in local charities and doing speeches to troubled youths to steer them away from the horrors of drugs, alcohol addictions, and getting drafted by the Bondi Beach Buccaneers of the DSFL. Reef's presence has been a positive, and fans are hoping he gets extended for a reasonable contract instead of getting tossed aside for some inactive schnook.

[stupiduglyidiot]

South Paw is putting up an impressive season despite having an AI program for a brain. Showing flashes of the impending war against androids, he has been a monster on defense. His current stat totals through 11 games is 43 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 interception.

South Paw rounds out a Dallas Birddog defense that already has some notable talent, such as Sam Sung, Clifford BigRedDog, Cuttino Mobley, and others. The Birddogs are among the top 2 pass defense teams in the league (number 1 for many weeks) in no small part to Paw’s contributions.

South Paw has a bright future once he gains sentience. We can only wonder if he will remember his life as a bot, and if he will remember those who were kind. Critics may question the ethics of using blade runner type technology in a football league, but that’s not stopping South Paw for now at least.

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[Amadan]

Have a heart and accept this: https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs....8vUfIxWuQf

If not, I guess I'll pad it with the text I already typed up.

The bots speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late ICEBEAR.

GENERAL FIRSTFRAY dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while HANDS SOLO, the last hope of the COYOTES, trains for battle against the diabolical MINNESOTA GREY DUCKS.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader AMADAN rages in search of a rogue kicker, determined to destroy any chance of winning....



More words... Hands Solo is by far our most impactful bot, and worthy of the effort made to make this silliness. I'm not even a huge Star Wars fan... imagine that. Anyway, with over 600 yards this year we're lucky to have him fill in a big gap at WR2, and we'll be sad to see him go next season, even if it means replacing him with a real person.

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[OrbitingDeath]

All hail poketwo <3

[teddyoojo]

So my favourite bot in our discord server, and lets be honest, also the only bot i am using in our discord server, is the wolfie bot.
no other bot just bluntly tells me just how poor i am.
Wolfie bot tells me which tasks i have to do better than my GMs, he tells me what ive missed, he tells me how much money i have, hes just the greatest bot in existence.
Wolfie bot, if you happen to read this, i love you.
One can really tell that inifinte mpg hade this bot with alot of love, since alot of love is what i have for wolfie, honestly if it were legal id marry wolfie bot.
at this point i honestly dont know what else to write about a fucking discord bot, like its a bot that does what u tell him??? But for a bot hes great i think

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