(S34) PT 2 - Fundamental Foundations

[micool132]

The Colorado Yeti stadium is one of the biggest stadium in the league. In honor to the bigfoot, there were rumors it was build on the arena where the first Yeti's were ever sighted. It is obviously a lie but it sells a lot of merch. The stadium was originally plnanned to be built only from wood, but local mobsters wanted to hide some bodies and as such, concrete was used to build the staidum (and hide some bodies i guess). The stadium offers the best Colorado Oysters in the league, the best ribs, and the second cheapest beer. Players love the ambiance from the local fans as they all yell "YEET" to the Quarterback when it's time to attack. This results in an hype overdose and it also makes our QB, Live Laugh Love, throw tons of pass and almost ignore the running plays. After all you don't want to make the crowd mad by not yeeting it.  The stadium can hold the second largest number of fans in the league, and it's altitude also makes for harder matchups for visiting teams.

[Drizzy]

The facilities for a team that hs been around for as long as and been as successful as the Tijuana Luchadores are obviously going to be some of the very best imaginable. There is no expense spared on a team like this when it comes to looking after players so they really go to town and have everything you can think of in their stadium and training facilities. Being in Tijuana there is obviously a tequila bar available at all times for players to use alongside massage tables, ice baths and all those kind of things. The home locker rooms at their stadium are decorated with photos of Tijuana legends, including Rich Triplet, and the decorations in the visitors locker room change weekly to show photos from games when the Luchadores beat them to get a bit of a psychological advantage. The stadium and training facilities are very impressive, and anyone lucky enough to play in Tijuana will be a big fan of them in my opinion.

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[.simo]

So, Wendell Sailor is the Quarter Back for the Outlaws, a team in the International Simulation Football League that plays in Arizona. One thing they have made happen to give a fun feel and vibe to their stadium is to make it very old western feel and like Outlaws roamed around. Instead of having concrete and metal everywhere there is a lot of wood used to give an old feel. There are real saloons dotted all around the stadium with walk in swingy doors and people playing texas hold em in the corner. The only thing served is unnamed house beers and not any fancy craft beers or mass produced stuff that is just the same everywhere. There has been a lot of work go into every detail in the stadium and around the grounds outside to make it all feel like a step back in time. It's a lot of fun to play in and there is a real HFA when half the crowd have pistols. The refs don't want to ever make a bad call.

[ajtigger]

Well in case you didn't know, the Sabercats are all just actual Cats that like to play or hang out at the team facility. So what does that mean for the equipment we need? Well first off, we have lots of scratching posts. Football is a tough game so we need to scratch and sharpen our claws to get ready for game day. Next, we have climbing trees for the team to use. There is nothing better than do have a race among the corners and wide receivers going up and down the trees. Next, for reaction drills we have bird teasers. Having someone move a fake bird around allows us to practice our batting skills which comes in handy defending against passes. Finally, the laser pointer room is the most popular area. A staff shines a laser pointer on the ground and we all try to catch it. It really works wonders for our agility and reaction times, though no one has been able to catch the red light yet.

[PugWalrus]

The Pythons have a storied franchise going back to the dawn of the DSFL. As one of the founding teams of the DSFL, Portland has a much smaller stadium capacity compared to the other stadiums around the league, boasting a capacity of only 20,323. The small stadium capacity makes it one of the more coveted stadiums to try and visit, as the games are always packed and sold out. This makes for small but intimate crowd experiences that make viewers feel like they're a part of the game. Despite it's small stature, the Pythons' stadium boasts some cutting-edge amenities and entertainment. With plenty of Python-themed activities to do around the stadium when the game isn't being played. 

We're also home to one of the world's largest slides, a whopping 10,000 foot Python slide that loops around the entire stadium. Sometimes it can take over 20 minutes to finally reach the end of the slide, and children are prone to getting stuck for hours on end inside

[RocketMan13]

There are two fundamental parts of the life of a professional football player. The first is studying film. Film is how football players evaluate themselves, their opponents, and even their teammates. The best teams have dedicated full-time film coordinators who can cut up film for specific plays or players. In London the Royals staff takes the approach of better film study begets better football. There are two conference rooms for offensive and defensive film study, and the offensive linemen have film sessions twice a week in a conference room. Additionally there's a theatre-style film room that doubles as the full team meeting room where full-team film sessions can be conducted. Special teams often uses this room for kickoff and punt formation scheme sessions. 

The other part of life as a football player is training. During the season players usually train to maintain their bodies, while offseason workouts are dedicated to strength and conditioning. Modern exercise science and traditional techniques often collide in the team stretching and yoga room. You'd be shocked how flexible a man the size of Dane can be with hours of stretching and yoga every week. Of course, the weight room is important but fairly standard. The only thing that really stands apart from a bog-standard weight room is the number of squat racks and hex bars throughout the gym. 

Last but certainly not least, the cafeteria provides the nutrition and fuel required to perform at a player's mental and physical peak. Players receive one-on-one nutritional advice and custom meal plans throughout the year. Dane's new favorite post-workout meal is baked salmon with potatoes, green beans, and a glass of whole milk. Protein shakes only get you so far in this business.

[Skindog44]

PT 34-12

Facilities?!?! Oh baby do I love talking Facilities. As a player who came from a great program in college, I can tell ya facilities can make or break a team. If you get the state of the art weight room, rehabe, cross fit, indoor training field, locker room, cafeteria you will have a team built for success. Plus solid facilities is a mirror image of who much the program invest in there team and players. So a team with the best state of the aft facilities is ahead of the game. Here in Austin we have a saying. Everything is bigger in Texas. And Boy does Austin go big. We have the biggest weight room, The biggest locker room, the biggest rehab facility, the nicest indoor training fields. There is a reason this team keeps winning year after year and attracts some of the finest free agents in the league. Its because we roll out the red carpet with our teal colored weights and copperhead embroider emblem on everything. We are loud and proud and big.

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[TheRocheLimit]

It's a beautiful New York day. The perfect time for yours truly, Dax Dangerfield, to give you an inside look at some of the facilities here in the Concrete Jungle. I usually start my day right here, at the team cafeteria. We've got all the best things from all over the world right here in one place. It's so awesome to play in such an international city. After a quick bite I like to head over to the gym where, as you can see, we've got state of the art facilities. Always gotta keep in game shape, right? After a workout and some film study, I usually like to finish off my day here at the multimedia center. The team and I like to kick back here and watch a movie or play some games to unwind. Not a bad way to spend a day, right? Thanks for joining me and remember, GO SILVERBACKS!

[UberBJ]

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[Alcott]

I think with a facility in Colorado the Yeti would have quite a few different items in their facilities to try and push the elevation advantage they have to the absolute limits. Specifically I'm thinking the Yeti would employ the use of hyperbaric chambers for player recovery in their rehab department to boost the effects of the low atmosphere at the heights of the stadium. this should theoretically increase the pressure even greater over the ambient air pressure to allow for even more concentration of oxygen to the lungs and thus the rest of the body. Another smart technology the Yeti would likely incorporate would be oxygen deprivation masks to even further their advantage at playing in the lower atmosphere arena. If the team conditioned themselves well using the masks they would have a great advantage over visiting opponents, especially late in games when the players would already be tired from the energy expenditure from earlier in the game