05-17-2022, 12:20 PM
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Which performances stood out in the Week 4 DSFL matches for S35.. both for the better and for worse? Who is on the rise? The DSFL Scoville Scale evaluates select performances from the week on a scale of Bell Pepper (not so great) to Carolina Reaper (killing it), with Scotch Bonnet indicating who is on the rise.
Read on to check out some of the notable performances from the latest slate of DSFL matches.
CAROLINA REAPER (On Fire)
Lenny Lyons - RB, London Royals
Rushing
Att
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
24
174
7.2
52
3
Receiving
Rec
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
1
15
15
15
0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1691
It’s no surprise to see Lyons up on the Caroline Reaper board. They are leading the league with 476 rushing yards and are tied with Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin for the lead in total points (36). The Royals may only be 2-2, but it’s not for a lack of effort from Lyons, who is averaging 119 rushing yards per game.
Pete Zuh - QB, Norfolk Seawolves
Passing
Cp/At
Yds
Avg
TD
Int
Rat
14/21
205
9.8
4
0
137.9
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1692
It’s hard to be more efficient than throwing a TD on more than 1 of every 4 of your pass attempts. Zuh is a big reason the Seawolves are sitting pretty with a 3-1 record. It certainly helps when you have weapons like Eeeeeeee phenssta, Thomas Robinson, and Sconnie McSix in skill positions, but Zuh deserves a good amount of credit – he’s in the top four among all QBs for passing TDs and passer rating.
SCOTCH BONNET (Heating Up)
Leek Mai-Heinous - WR, Dallas Birddogs
Receiving
Rec
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
4
99
24.8
70
2
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1691
Don’t let Leek’s provocative name distract you from their play. This is Leek’s second week in a row with 4 catches and 60+ yards, and this performance against the Seawolves shows that they have tremendous potential heading into the back ⅔ of the season.
Carissa van Campen - LB, Norfolk Seawolves
Defense
Tck
TFL
Sack
FF/FR
PD
Int
Sfty
TD
Blk P/XP/FG
6
1
1
0/0
2
1
0
0
0/0/0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1685
86 Speed for a linebacker? Am I reading that right? van Campen has been a menace this season with 2 INTs and a league-leading 35 tackles. This is also CVC’s second week in a row with at least 6 tackles, 1 PD, and 1 INT.
Defense doesn’t always get the recognition it deserves, but van Campen should certainly get more frightened looks from QBs as they continue to develop. They are one of my top defensive prospects heading into the S36 ISFL draft.
Spot RoboDog - LB, Portland Pythons
Defense
Tck
TFL
Sack
FF/FR
PD
Int
Sfty
TD
Blk P/XP/FG
14
0
2
0/0
0
0
0
0
0/0/0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1690
31 tackles and 3 sacks in just 4 weeks is approaching TJ Watt territory. In my book, RoboDog is not far behind Carissa van Campen and Jonathan Altidor for S35 DPOTY. RoboDog is a team leader in both tackles and sacks, touching on ground seen only by elite edge rushers and mike linebackers.
Ducky Donkey - LB, Dallas Birddogs
Defense
Tck
TFL
Sack
FF/FR
PD
Int
Sfty
TD
Blk P/XP/FG
7
0
0
1/1
0
0
0
0
0/0/0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1689
Did you know Ducky Donkey attended Duckerton State? Seems like a missed opportunity for the Grey Ducks in the draft. I believe Ducky knows it as well, given they forced and recovered a fumble against their name-kin in last week’s matchups. That gives Donkey a total of 16 tackles and their first forced turnover of the season. Though this performance wasn’t enough to knock the Grey Ducks out of the game, it was admirable enough in my eyes to earn a Scotch Bonnet.
BELL PEPPER (Mild)
G M. Protector - T, Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Other
Penalties
Yards
Pancakes
Sacks Allowed
2
10
0
0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1691
WAY TO GO, GENIUS. Two penalties? TWO?! Who is your daddy and what does he do?
I'll have you know I have never committed a penalty in my entire life let alone two of them. Have you not been trained to play football? Who allowed you to step on a football field? Why do you thi–
..oh, nevermind, it’s a bot! Please disregard.
INTO THE HOT SUNSET
Let’s Remember Some People!
Elessar Jones - QB, Tijuana Luchadores
Preseason Week 1
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1661
Passing
Cp/At
Yds
Avg
TD
Int
Rat
16/25
203
8.1
2
0
115.9
Rushing
Att
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
12
137
11.4
85
3
Regular Season Week 1
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1677
Passing
Cp/At
Yds
Avg
TD
Int
Rat
22/34
272
8
4
1
116.3
Rushing
Att
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
4
22
5.5
8
0
The King has returned! Before he sets off to Valinor, our hero of men is putting up some MVP-caliber numbers. He is presently the #3 ranked passer by yardage, #2 in passer rating, and #1 in passing TDs.
Mith must have remembered the loss to the Birddogs in the S34 South Conference Championship, and he is not letting them go quiety into the night in S35. Between the preseason and regular season, he has amassed over 630 total yards and 9 TDs against the Birddogs alone.
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Which performances stood out in the Week 4 DSFL matches for S35.. both for the better and for worse? Who is on the rise? The DSFL Scoville Scale evaluates select performances from the week on a scale of Bell Pepper (not so great) to Carolina Reaper (killing it), with Scotch Bonnet indicating who is on the rise.
Read on to check out some of the notable performances from the latest slate of DSFL matches.
CAROLINA REAPER (On Fire)
Lenny Lyons - RB, London Royals
Rushing
Att
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
24
174
7.2
52
3
Receiving
Rec
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
1
15
15
15
0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1691
It’s no surprise to see Lyons up on the Caroline Reaper board. They are leading the league with 476 rushing yards and are tied with Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin for the lead in total points (36). The Royals may only be 2-2, but it’s not for a lack of effort from Lyons, who is averaging 119 rushing yards per game.
Pete Zuh - QB, Norfolk Seawolves
Passing
Cp/At
Yds
Avg
TD
Int
Rat
14/21
205
9.8
4
0
137.9
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1692
It’s hard to be more efficient than throwing a TD on more than 1 of every 4 of your pass attempts. Zuh is a big reason the Seawolves are sitting pretty with a 3-1 record. It certainly helps when you have weapons like Eeeeeeee phenssta, Thomas Robinson, and Sconnie McSix in skill positions, but Zuh deserves a good amount of credit – he’s in the top four among all QBs for passing TDs and passer rating.
SCOTCH BONNET (Heating Up)
Leek Mai-Heinous - WR, Dallas Birddogs
Receiving
Rec
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
4
99
24.8
70
2
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1691
Don’t let Leek’s provocative name distract you from their play. This is Leek’s second week in a row with 4 catches and 60+ yards, and this performance against the Seawolves shows that they have tremendous potential heading into the back ⅔ of the season.
Carissa van Campen - LB, Norfolk Seawolves
Defense
Tck
TFL
Sack
FF/FR
PD
Int
Sfty
TD
Blk P/XP/FG
6
1
1
0/0
2
1
0
0
0/0/0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1685
86 Speed for a linebacker? Am I reading that right? van Campen has been a menace this season with 2 INTs and a league-leading 35 tackles. This is also CVC’s second week in a row with at least 6 tackles, 1 PD, and 1 INT.
Defense doesn’t always get the recognition it deserves, but van Campen should certainly get more frightened looks from QBs as they continue to develop. They are one of my top defensive prospects heading into the S36 ISFL draft.
Spot RoboDog - LB, Portland Pythons
Defense
Tck
TFL
Sack
FF/FR
PD
Int
Sfty
TD
Blk P/XP/FG
14
0
2
0/0
0
0
0
0
0/0/0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1690
31 tackles and 3 sacks in just 4 weeks is approaching TJ Watt territory. In my book, RoboDog is not far behind Carissa van Campen and Jonathan Altidor for S35 DPOTY. RoboDog is a team leader in both tackles and sacks, touching on ground seen only by elite edge rushers and mike linebackers.
Ducky Donkey - LB, Dallas Birddogs
Defense
Tck
TFL
Sack
FF/FR
PD
Int
Sfty
TD
Blk P/XP/FG
7
0
0
1/1
0
0
0
0
0/0/0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1689
Did you know Ducky Donkey attended Duckerton State? Seems like a missed opportunity for the Grey Ducks in the draft. I believe Ducky knows it as well, given they forced and recovered a fumble against their name-kin in last week’s matchups. That gives Donkey a total of 16 tackles and their first forced turnover of the season. Though this performance wasn’t enough to knock the Grey Ducks out of the game, it was admirable enough in my eyes to earn a Scotch Bonnet.
BELL PEPPER (Mild)
G M. Protector - T, Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Other
Penalties
Yards
Pancakes
Sacks Allowed
2
10
0
0
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1691
WAY TO GO, GENIUS. Two penalties? TWO?! Who is your daddy and what does he do?
I'll have you know I have never committed a penalty in my entire life let alone two of them. Have you not been trained to play football? Who allowed you to step on a football field? Why do you thi–
..oh, nevermind, it’s a bot! Please disregard.
INTO THE HOT SUNSET
Let’s Remember Some People!
Elessar Jones - QB, Tijuana Luchadores
Preseason Week 1
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1661
Passing
Cp/At
Yds
Avg
TD
Int
Rat
16/25
203
8.1
2
0
115.9
Rushing
Att
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
12
137
11.4
85
3
Regular Season Week 1
Box Score: https://index.sim-football.com/DSFLS35/B...ml?id=1677
Passing
Cp/At
Yds
Avg
TD
Int
Rat
22/34
272
8
4
1
116.3
Rushing
Att
Yds
Avg
Lg
TD
4
22
5.5
8
0
The King has returned! Before he sets off to Valinor, our hero of men is putting up some MVP-caliber numbers. He is presently the #3 ranked passer by yardage, #2 in passer rating, and #1 in passing TDs.
Mith must have remembered the loss to the Birddogs in the S34 South Conference Championship, and he is not letting them go quiety into the night in S35. Between the preseason and regular season, he has amassed over 630 total yards and 9 TDs against the Birddogs alone.