(S35) PT 3 - Charity Sporting Event

[sarah]

as a kicker here on the isfl who has an affinity to only kick long field goals, i would start a charity event called "kick cancer in the balls", an event dedicated to kickers and punters showing up and showing off their talent. i think it would be great if there was one of those contests where all the kickers and punters can show up and we can have a big competition of who can kick the ball furthest and everything. winner would be able to have more donated to the charity of their choosing. i think you can charge an admission fee to entry to some event like this. all funds will then be given to the charity of players choosing. i think out of all the possible participants, double doink has an upper chance to win as i am maxed out on accuracy and power, so i think given everything this is a great time for me to show off my skills and get some charity bucks.

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[Reno]

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[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

This offseason, Orpheus and Morpheus Czargyros were invited to a charity Kung Fu Basketball event to support St Jude's Childrens Hospital. It was a glorious time- wait a second you say you've never heard of kung fu basketball? Are you kidding me, are you serious? Geez, hey everyoen get a load of this guy over here that doesn't know kung fu basketball. Imagine basketball, but no rules. Now add a legal kung fu fighting style into the mix, change the basketball hoop to a NERF glow in the dark hoop and turn out the lights. Still too hard for your tiny brain to understand? Well just go watch some on Youtube maybe you'll get it. Anyways the two brothers are world renowned kung fu basketball players in addition to being professional football players. They even use their reserved time at Baltimore's home stadium to host kung fu basketball tournaments from time to time. While this was a charity event, some of the best kung fu ballers were out there and were definitely not just gonna goof off in this tournament. The Czargyros brothers fought well and made it to the finals against K Clamence and Bud-Lite "Large Box" McGuirk, a pair of footballers in the international sense from the Simulation Soccer League. Seriously what is it with professional athletes doing this Kung Fu Basketball on the side? Anyways the match dragged on as the two teams were evenly matched despite very different skillsets. It seemed that the game would come to a close though when Morpheus launched a shot from WAY DOWNTOWN that hit off the backboard and went in. However, Morpheus had made a mistake. In the American ruleset that would be fine, but in the international ruleset you have to call bank on a game winning shot. The tournament was taking place in the US, but the player base was from all over, but the two rulesets don't typically differ widely enough for it to make a difference. As the officials frantically tried to figure out what to do, Clamence and McGuirk approached the brothers and shook hands congratulating them on their victory. After all, all four of them were Americans so it didn't matter but I actually didn't remember that until I got this far in the PT. Anyway the food was good too and they raised like $2.3M for cancer research!

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[IceBear32]

Bowling for beers. This annual event takes place in Tampa Florida each year. This brings together athletes from all over the country to come together for a great cause, Dads who don't get to go out with friends to have beers anymore. Or better know as DWDGTGOWFTHBA. What better way to support this cause than to have all these dads come together to bowl. 

In the beginning there was many debates on what activity this group should get together and celebrate with. Flag football was a big no because the good old days feel. Basketball was an even bigger no because of the cardio. It honestly came down to Darts, Pool, and Bowling. Because of the ability to add bummer rails once enough drinks were drank was the deciding factor. I have seen my fair share of dart incidents that I was not voting for that. What's the worst that can happen with a 10 lb ball?

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