Jason Oexius would write a book about how awesome he is of course. It would not be a very hard book to write, granted Jason Oex is full of super cool tales to share. He would write about that one time he stopped the undertaker from robbing the national reserve by simply seducing him with charm and how he became a hero of the people for it. He would write about how he saved a litter of newborn kittens from the certain doom of an F5 Tornado that was rampaging through the swamplands of New Orleans. Then, he would write about how he ended an entire international war by just reading the world leaders a bedtime story at the United Nations. This book would garner plenty of respect, of course, because every adventure is absolutely true! This masterpiece of a novel would undoubtedly become the world's best selling book and would sell more copies than the bible itself!