Art Deco keeps in storage an entire clockwork band. Automatons of Gold, Silver, and Bronze, they each wield an instrument of their own. The bandleader, much like the talented prog rock band Genesis, is lead by the drummer--simply known as "The Percussor." At the start of halftime the stage crew would wheel them out to take their places on the stage. Deco would personally come and wind each player up, ensuring they all play in time with each other. When the show begins, naturally the players would begin to flex their fingers and otherwise move like living things. The Percussor would stomp on the kick drum four times exactly before the clockwork band would begin to play the 2012 masterpiece, and final studio album of the band Rush, "Clockwork Angels." Surely the fans couldn't ask for a better experience, with chunky bass lines, wailing guitar screams, and pinpoint precise blast beats from the drum kit.
Pretty much everyone loves dogs. I'd love to have that dog that caught the record frisbee toss at a halftime show. Who wouldn't want to see Frisbee Rob pull back and throw that disc over 100 yards? That alone is pretty cool, but on top of that, the dog goes on and catches it! In addition, we could have some other dogs doing impressive feats. As the proud owner of an aussie puppy, it always brings me a lot of joy and happiness watching him run an agility course. It really gives the pups a chance to display their intelligence, speed, self control, and physical abilities. The weave is honestly incredible. The dogs just hurl themselves through the little pylons and it is absolutely stunning. Plus we could have some other dogs doing balance tricks or other impressive feats. I think that would really get the crowd going with a healthy dose of cute and impressive.
After sticking with the Yellowknife Wraiths football team and supporting through thick and thin for so long, the Wraiths fans deserve nothing but the finest halftime show that the teams public relations crew can put together. After some intense brainstorming sessions the team has decided the put on the spookiest cirque du soleil style show imaginable. Fitting since the cirque is based in Canada! The cirque has created a custom show that can only be seen in Yellowknife at a Wraiths home game, so grab your parka and book your plane tickets to Yellowknife! All of the performers are dressed in spooky outfits reminiscent of ghosts, wraiths, and other assorted eerie creatures. The team is going to need to requisition a lot of dry ice to help generate all the mist and steam used in order to portray an atmosphere fitting of the Spookiest Halftime Show on Earth. If that's not enough, home fans receive a Wraith plushie, which is cute, yet terrifying.
The Tijuana Luchadores are not the type of crew to go out an hire some fancy band or performing service for our halftime show. Oh no no no...We are going to put on the halftime show. That's right, we've got Tijuana players singing in a quartet, more of them have put together a flash mob for the middle of the show, and the grand finale is a delightful rendition of the Robot being put on by all of the Bot family on our team. A sneak peak of this show was leaked to the press in order to give some hype for the show and we have already had some glowing reviews:
"This show is very...unique" ~ Really Creative-Name's Mother
"I haven't been able to stop thinking about this show ever since I saw it...Not even therapy has helped..." ~ Grandpa Bot
"Can we just hire someone next time?" ~ Tijuana Players
Don't miss this one-of-a-kind halftime show, debuting week 9 against the London Royals! Or, maybe be busy that day...
This almost feels like a lay-up for the Dallas Birddogs.
For our halftime show, I would book the frisbee dogs! For those that don't know, its a fairly common thing for major league sports in the US to have dogs that preform tricks with frisbees for a halftime show. These good boys will chase a frisbee 50 yards and snag it on the fly like we all hope our wide receivers will. They will jump through hoops, quite literally, while snagging that frisbee. They will climb their trainer's back and flip off making a spectacular catch that makes the maxed WR jealous. They can even catch multiple frisbees by grabbing the first then the others, all usually on the fly!
Plus, who doesn't like watching some dogs go out and have the absolute time of their life? I mean, its just so wholesome and adorable. Plus, like I mentioned, its great game tape to get and show the WR room. Maybe get the creative juices flowing, show them a thing or two.
First of all, I really can't express what a terrible idea it is to put a conquest-driven alien god-queen in charge of your halftime show. The options must have been severely limited for things to have come to this. But Savathûn is interested in doing anything that makes her team stronger, so when management asks her to come up with an inspiring halftime show, she makes her best effort. During her time on earth she has gained an appreciation for the band One Direction - their music entertains and inspires her. When she goes to enlist their services for the halftime show, she is dismayed to be told that One Direction are no longer together making music. This, Savathûn decides, is simply unacceptable, so she goes and "convinces" the individual members of the band to come together and resolve their differences in order to put on a halftime show. The entire band will perform every halftime show for every home game the Outlaws have this year, but they will never play What Makes You Beautiful because that is not even close to their best song.
Well the Butchers are pretty chill team with a rabid fan base. So what better to use for halftime than a Rib eating contest! All the ribs would be provided by local butchers and we would have the opportunity for fans to sign up for the contest. We would also invite a fre professional eaters to put on a real show after the fans get a chance where they would eat more ribs than should be possible!
I expect that the contests would be received well and then we could present trophies after the fact as well as a bonus to our local Butchers in the form of season tickets. Why not right?
Overall I expect the fans would enjoy the spectacle and local support. Otherwise we can always hire professional dog trainers for a Frisbee throwing contest. Bit wheres the flair there? No we're going with the rub eating contest, no questions asked. Book it!
Flamethrowers, guns, mascots, giant fireworks blowing up, wild animals... you name every crazy stuff you can think about that fits inside a football stadium, and you have got it! If it exists, we will find it and bring it to Arizona. Even if you do not like the creation of god(s) called football, you will pay good money for a ticket to enter the stadium just because of the halftime show.
The Circus lost its slogan, "the greatest show on earth" to the Outlaws 15 min halftime. Sometimes the greatest show even occurs when the players are on the field, with Cue Jr. trucking opponents like they are not even there, making everyone in the stands laugh hysterically. But that does not happen every time, especially when the playoffs come. But that is another thing.
So, if you want to spend some decent money to watch some guy get shot by a cannon like its a field goal from 80 yds, Arizona is the place to go.