One word: Relegation
HELL IN A CELL style. A giant 50 ft metal cage is lowered over the center of the field. The two teams with the worst record in the ISFL must battle it out to remain in the league. The loser is relegated to the DSFL and replaced with the that league’s best team. This will be a ‘last man standing’ match. The crowd can vote whether or not to allow pads and helmets.
Two words: Silent Disco.
Everyone put on your headsets, make your way down the stairs, and prepare to boogie down on the fifty yard line. Best movez and groovez can earn a lifetime suppy of footlong hotdogs, or a walk man. Whichever you prefer.
Three Words: Paint Ball Mayhem.
Do I even have to elaborate?
Four words: The Art Of Dressage.
Yes, it’s horse dancing. We’re football players, not barbarians. Just because we like hitting things doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy the finer things in life. It is elegant. It is beautiful. It will bring tears to your eyes.
HELL IN A CELL style. A giant 50 ft metal cage is lowered over the center of the field. The two teams with the worst record in the ISFL must battle it out to remain in the league. The loser is relegated to the DSFL and replaced with the that league’s best team. This will be a ‘last man standing’ match. The crowd can vote whether or not to allow pads and helmets.
Two words: Silent Disco.
Everyone put on your headsets, make your way down the stairs, and prepare to boogie down on the fifty yard line. Best movez and groovez can earn a lifetime suppy of footlong hotdogs, or a walk man. Whichever you prefer.
Three Words: Paint Ball Mayhem.
Do I even have to elaborate?
Four words: The Art Of Dressage.
Yes, it’s horse dancing. We’re football players, not barbarians. Just because we like hitting things doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy the finer things in life. It is elegant. It is beautiful. It will bring tears to your eyes.