For my halftime show, I would put on more football as who doesn't love that but with a twist and have all the team mascots playing against children of various ages seeing at which age the mascots would eventually lose and how much they could destroy certain age levels. Who wouldn't want to watch Sebastian The Sailfish truck a 5 year old or Ray The Manta Ray moss a 10 year old. Now you may be asking how are we legally getting away with what is basically murdering a load of kids, well it turns out Sarasota has a very well funded legal team to sort out any problems that come along with the high volume of children being stiff armed by grown men in mascot costumes. As well as that if you don't enjoy bullying children then later in the season you can watch some hilarious games when the mascots eventually have to face fuller fledged high school teams.