Having played in the ISFL for a long time, Albert Ruschmann has seen his fair share of halftime shows. Almost all of them musical acts, the shows are more often than not entertaining. But with Albert in charge, he wants to shake things up. What about another musical act, only this time it's one that nobody has seen or heard live ever before? Albert Ruschmann would bring back Mozart and Beethoven to play the halftime show. But how could he do this, you ask? Time travel, duh! In his free time, Albert Ruschmann has been working on fixing up the DeLorean that his uncle gave him. Or was it a phone booth? Anyway, he would utilize this technology to go back in time and yank the two of them from whatever they were doing to come play. Sure there may be some initial confusion, but can you imagine the absolutely incredible show that would put on?
The Philadelphia Liberty event planners were in a panic. Their halftime performance for their next game suddenly cancelled on them just 20 hours before the game. Scrambling to get something together fast, they decided to put fliers in the locker room for some players to perform during halftime. American Boot saw a flier, and went to the event planning office to pitch his idea. The scene would open with American Boot standing outside the stadium, then he rocket jumps into the stadium, landing on the logo at the 50 yard line. Then, American Boot rocket jumps around the stadium, but when he gets high enough in the air, American Boot takes out a shirt cannon and launches shirts at the people in the crowd. For the climax of the event, American Boot then needs to land back at the midfield logo, but he must go through flaming hoops to get there. The idea was approved by the event planning office, and American Boot performed his halftime show perfectly.
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Since we are located in Louisiana and play in a fictionalized version of the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, I was thinking we could have a halftime show with a marching band incorporating Jazz Songs with a couple of recent hits in order to get the crowd hype for a huge game (like say NOLA vs Honolulu at NOLA). For the halftime show, since I'm a Florida fan, I was thinking we could call up the Gator Band, invite them and compensate them for their time, effort, and diligence, and have them perform several songs for the halftime show; (full disclosure though, the band would only have 15 real time minutes to perform their songs with transitions and formations in between so that would only be about 3 full length songs max.) If I had to choose the songs to play, I would pick the Songs of "Straight Up," "UpTown Funk," and "Vice Versa" (not only cause those were my favorite songs that we played) but also cause I feel they would definitely get the crowd energized the whole way through!
I feel like the typical response is some kind of musical performance. While this can be good entertainment, so it’ll be a part of this half time show, the main part of the show will be…puppies! I bring to you the puppy bowl. What’s better than a bunch of puppies, that’s right…nothing! The possibilities are endless with dog entertainment. We will kick it off a little “who let the dogs out” being played by the one and only, Baha Men. Dogs will come running out from the tunnels. The first act will be a frisbee catch. Let’s watch those dogs fly across the field and catch the flying saucer. Next an agility course will be set up to see which breed is the fastest. Then it’ll close out with a true puppy bowl. Two teams of puppies will battle it out on a small football field. The first team to carry the ball to the end zone wins.
If they asked me to find someone to perform at a Dallas Bird Dogs halftime show I would have to pick this little known indy band out of California. They got really popular this last season when their song “All The Small Things” was shown on national Television being sung in unison by the crowd in Colorado by Avalanche fans. The band I would choose is Blink 182 because if it was cool hearing eighteen thousand fans singing “All The Small Things” imagine how much cooler it would sound with sixty thousand fans singing along to the song. I think them playing would really get the crowd excited for the second half of the game and if the team was down at halftime it would for sure get them going ready to come out and get the win in the second half. I know it would for sure get me going and I would probably have the best game of my life after seeing them play.
You want to know what a good halftime show would be? Well you asked the right teammate. Its pretty clear that our halftime show should be one for the ages. I, Buttersilkpanflakes, say we throw a big ole ring in the middle of the stadium have 2 contestants fight to the death. Whats that? Thats crazy? Well I agree, just one match would be lunacy! We will throw out several matches.. Maybe ten or so each increasing in ferocity and excitement. Finally our eleventh match will throw all of the previous winners into the arena at once! The fight to the death shall continue with only one contestant being able to come out alive. Then, once a winner is crowned, we will start playing We Are The Champions by Queen and the whole arena will go wild. Only one issue? Who will fight? Well that ones easy! We of course kidnap janitors from all over the globe to jump in the ring and fight for survival. This way we can kill two birds with one stone. Destroying janitors and getting our fans pumped for the second half of the game!
Did somebody say…performance? If it were up to me to plan a half time show for a Yeti game, I could go a couple of different routes. I could suggest a dance crew dressed as yeti, or even an all Bigfoot ABBA cover band. But honestly, if I really wanted to dazzle the crowd, I’d string together the best rag tag show choir Colorado has ever seen: the Yeti themselves. Seeing as a big chunk of us in the locker room have some sort of music/theatre/dance background, what better way to show the fans how well rounded we all are than to serenade them and get our groove on. Of course, the quick change from football uniforms into sparkly show outfits might be strenuous, but I don’t think there’s anything the Yeti can’t handle. We would absolutely SLAY the competition- both on the field, and with our magical singing and dancing talents. *cue jazz hands*
The halftime show is all about one thing - entertainment. That's why the show will be performed by the players! The players from both teams will wear fun costumes and sing songs that have been voted on by the fans. They'd also perform a choreographed dance that will be sure to entertain not only the fans in the stands, but also all of the people watching from home. After the performance is complete, we will then do a skills challenge of sorts, where we have players (still in their costumes) doing things like throwing footballs into small targets, kicking contests, and agility course races. It's one thing to see this done by people wearing football uniforms, but it would be completely different to see it while they're adorned in their costumes. The main reason for these changes is that the acoustics in most stadiums are terrible, which is why I'm not going to book a big name singer. We'll have the players sing and the fact that the sound is bad wouldn't really hurt us. Not to mention the fun activities after that won't require any sound.
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