In the offseason, Kahn Cussion likes to build log cabins. He currently has 23 on his property. He is looking to build one for every career sack and interception. Each one is a lot of work, but he has a lot of experience working with lumber. He draws up the plans himself in AutoCAD, and each and every cabin is completely unique. He has only been able to do about 3 or 4 every offseason so far, but his goal this time is 6 before the start of next season's training camp. He learned woodworking at an early age from his father, and he has continued his passion throughout his life. Cussion usually finishes what he starts, and his desire to be the best at everything he puts his mind to has translated into the way he treats both his job and his hobbies. His mind is always focused on the task at hand, so if he says he will build 6, you can be sure 6 will be built.
The season is flying by, and the Grey Ducks are in the thick of a playoff race, so it’s hard to really think about the offseason, I need to keep my head in the present and focus on nothing else until the final whistle sounds on my season.
Now, that’s a great goal to strive for, but every player needs to peek a little bit into the future and have something drive them, because otherwise anything less than hoisting the trophy will be utterly devastating. So what does my player look for in the offseason? Relaxation. The first few weeks will be a whole lot of nothing, just hanging out with the family, and let time drift away for a bit. With the weather getting colder at the end of the season, then it’s the perfect time to get to the Caribbean and spend a few weeks on the beach, letting myself get just a little out of shape and enjoying the time off. Once I’ve been separated from the season for a few months, it’s time to start getting my habits and my head back into football, and start the whole thing over again. 195 words
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Tune into the next season of Survivor to find out how Jazzy spent his off season!
I have the fun ability to have two different perspectives for this point task as I have a player that retired at the trade deadline and a waiver pick-up for my new create. With that, I will start with my now retired Tugg Speedman. With the final game of the season and Tugg's career being played, he has had his eyes on becoming an agent and helping players reach their fullest potential while also getting what they want out of their career. He has taken the time over the last couple seasons of his career to learn the way of becoming an agent and what goes into it. This offseason Tugg is officially launching his sports agency and his first client is much talked about running back by the name of Frank Dux. This player is my new create and is being taken under Tugg's wing to learn the life of playing in the ISFL and navigating expectations. Additionally, Frank Dux is preparing for the DSFL draft since he was a waiver pick-up. He has gotten a couple of reps with Dallas and wants to show what he can do in offseason work outs with limited playing tape with Dallas. He will be holding private workouts and meetings with DSFL teams and his agent Tugg Speedman. The hopes are that Frank will become a top 10 pick in the upcoming draft.
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There is no rest for the wicked and Cruella is certainly wicked and ambitious. Having declared for the ISFL draft, this off-season will not be a quiet one for Cruella, and time spent with family and friends will have to be at a minimum in order to focus on the upcoming draft. Hard work in the gym, watching lots of film, and preparing for all the scouting interviews, the combine, pro-days etc will be the main focus. After this relatively quiet season with some flashes, Cruella is determined to improve a lot next season. Cruella is determined to improve her tackling and work on her finesse and power moves to get to the QB quicker, and has enlisted the help of some former pro coaches as well as Derred de Ville to help her finetune her technique. However despite all of this, a couple of weeks in southern France in the sun with her dogs and friends should be a good way to recharge the batteries after the draft before the rookie training camps and OTAs begin.
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You know what Maxwell Jacob Friedman will do? Dominate. I mean he is already doing it on the field and next season he will do it again. But in the off-season? Just keep working my man. Work on being the best linebacker he can be and on the side do some hustling and become a professional wrestler. Hey if Bad Bunny and Logan Paul can do it, so can MJF baby. Maybe I will get some bookings on some indie shows and prove to the world that I am better than that no-good CM Punk. Jokes aside, there also needs to be some time to relax. Maybe I will go shopping for a new Burberry scarf. Get some attention from the ladies maybe. Give a lot of interviews to raise my name in this business and make teams aware that drafting MJF is going to be the best thing they can do. Because my name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman. And I am better than you.... and you know it.
The most pressing matter for me and by pressing i mean super super SUPER pressing is that I am running out of he ingredients for making my post match pan galactic gargle blasters and this is a real worry for me. Yes some parts can be replaced with earth alternatives, 30 year old single malt whisky for old janx spirit, water from the dead sea for Santraginean seawater, navy strength gin for Arcturan Mega-gin and extra strong mints for Qualactin Hypermint extract but I can't find anything close to Fallian marsh gas or the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Without this how am I going to enjoy moat post match drunken showers. What is that the season is also over and we did badly you say? Well I don't need to think about that now do I, I don't suppose you are passing the Algolian system any time soon are you? Well it was worth asking at least.
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