Florida Man is a simple man, he doesn't need a super extravagant mansion with twelve bathrooms in it or anything. That would just give him more incentive to drop cherry bombs into his toilet, knowing he'd have plenty to spare. In fact, during his time in Minnesota, he's been sleeping in the basement of the team facilities, since he doesn't like going outside at night in Minnesota, due to him not being used to the cold. However, ever since he was at Central Florida, there's been a nice house that he'd drive by just off the campus grounds. A quaint little one-story house on five-foot tall heavy-duty stilts to avoid flooding from the inevitable hurricanes. It was a house that he had always promised himself that he would try to buy, or at least he'd make a house like that whenever he'd get those major league paychecks. And he was so close to getting them. Soon.