Alex Armstrong's dream home is the Armstrong family mansion that has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations. Recently he and his sister got into a cur scuffle regarding who will inherit the family home. The mansion represents everything regarding alex's childhood growing up as well as everything he holds dear regarding integrity and history and future of the Amrstrong family. To Alex tradition is the most important focus of the family inheritance. The mansion is grand with many thousands of square feet to allow for the Armstrong family and their servants to live comfortably. The grounds of the mission is vast too supporting several gardens of various rare and exotic plants found across the county. Alex has fond memories of him and his sister having many similar scuffles while growing up. They would race down the halls and stairs after each other trying to get the better of both. His sister Olivier usually got the upperhand, and their disagreement today ended the same way.
As a rookie, I don't have a huge supply of cash to spend on a house. But being my player is on the younger side so he will be a little bit of a play boy. He would have a pent house apartment in downtown new york or some other city if that was outside of this budget. Def would need some sort of roof top situation and some sort of awesome view to go with it. Otherwise some options I'd consider is an awesome beach house or lake house in a warm weather seasons. Living in the city would get old pretty quick so you would need some place to go to recharge and get away from the public eye. My player has a pretty low profile right now and has to live reasonable so he'll prolly just have a nice apartment somewhere and when he cashes his big checks move into a baller house.
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Well, since I'm a rolly chair, like 90% of the house is made up of ramps since I can't use stairs. The other 10% would be a streaming room. I hear that "chair streams" are popular on Twitch.tv. Triple Option spends his days sitting in hot tub with an inflatable banana, with basically no clothes on. The amount of people out there that thirst over chair football players is insane. And now he's a chair football player/movie star. So there's ramps, a Twitch.tv hot tub streaming room. And a skate park. Yes his contract says he can't USE the skate park in his house in case of injury and blah blah blah, lawyer speak, but it doesn't say he can't HAVE the skate park in his house so he does. And a nice garden out back. Like a nice big yard that backs up to woods that grows all sorts of things to eat and pretty flowers to look at.
Dax Dangerfield is definitely living in the heart of the city. No out of the way places deep in the woods or in the mountains. Dax wants to be where the action is. He wants a home that is close to all the things he loves. If he wants to go to a show or a restaurant, or just have a nice night out he wants to be able to be close enough to do those things without a long drive. When he does stay in, however, Dax wants his home to be big enough to entertain as many people as possible. Dangerfield loves technology, so everything in the house has to be high-tech. We're talking wall to wall televisions, a state of the art sound system that fills every room with amazing music, and a full on arcade. That's really the centerpiece of the Dangerfield house. A giant area, bigger than most homes, dedicated to games. We're talking consoles, PCs, arcade cabinets, pinball machines, and the works. When people come to Dax's house they are definitely going to have a good time.
The house is small, like literally all Goat Tannk really needs is a bed, a kitchen, and a place to poop. That could be one room or three separate rooms, but for cleanliness sake it's going to be 3 separate rooms because you really should not shit where you eat (or sleep). So basically you got this really small house that most people will be surprised by, but it's centered in really big land. Afterall, you need a lot of land if you have a goat farm and also a tank farm. You also need to have a lot of space between the 2 because you don't want to scare the goats with the tanks. Now that I think about it though, Goat Tannk doesn't really have a house. He just lives in a giant tank that has 3 rooms in it - one with a bed, one with a kitchen, and one with a shitter. So yeah, Goat Tannk lives in a giant tank with a lot of land that houses goats and tanks.
Let me imagine what the Absolute Unit Absolute Dream House would look like. I always liked the idea of having various themes in the house, without it seeming too overdone. First of all, the backyard would have an underground wine cave in it. Absolute Unit loves the absolutely finer things in life, and that would be a nice thing to have in a back yard. We'd also need to have a pool, of course. One large enough to do laps in while also having something for the kids, perhaps a water slide. Inside the house, we'd have a large basement that the kids could have free reign over. Turn it into a play area where they can have little clubhouses or room to play around. On the first floor, its all about relaxation and entertaining. Full bar, full kitchen, and comfy couches around a massive television screen. On the top floor, the bedrooms and perhaps an office that is away from the hustle and bustle of the rest of the house.
Man I finally get to build my own home! What a relief! When you are a huge individual like myself being comfy at home can be a struggle. I think one of the first things I would do would make everything bigger. Whatever the standard door size is we going to double that shit. Also my kitchen would be amazing. I would have a full time chef who would make any dish I like. In the back yard you know we gotta have a big ass pool for when the homies come over. I think also a gaming room would be sweet. Something that is set up like a half arcade half movie screening room would be awesome. The movie screen would be hooked up to every gaming console and we are talking all the old school ones as well. This would be a great way to bond with my teammates over a game of smash bros or golden eye.
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Danny Nedelko already has his dream home - his big athlete's mansion in the Phoenix suburbs. You know the drill - infinity pool... rotating toilet... BDSM dungeon. The usual. But Nedelko doesn't let too many visitors into his secret room. Those who are shown it, however - they get quite an experience.
Upon entry, the room is dimly lit, and the walls are covered in Steven Seagal posters and pictures. There are shelves lining the walls filled with Steven Seagal action figures, DVD sets, and signed movie posters. The smell of dipping tobacco lingers in the air. In the corner, there's a life-size cardboard cut out of Seagal himself, complete with a black suit and sunglasses. It's almost as if Seagal himself is watching over the room, poised to strike with an ineffective looking kick at any moment. The only piece of furniture in the room is a black bean bag. Late at night, Danny Nedelko sits on that bean bag and says his favourite Steven Seagal lines to himself. "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank." Classic. |
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