(S39) PT #6 - Luxurious Lodgings

[Jepox]

SHL Affiliate

[moonlight]

Alita Battle Angel has come from very humble beginnings. She was found in a trash heap where she was eventually reconstructed into her fairly muscular form. She had no clothes, was extremely dirty and obviously had no home to speak of. When we talk about dream homes, at one point in Alita's life it was simply to have some basic shelter. A tent would have been nice. Now with her movie and football salary she is able to make a dream home for herself. On the outside, her dream house looks quite large. On the inside, it's crowded with memorabilia showing that she's a bit of a hoarder, as well as someone with a lot of sentimentality. She has an indoor gym with a plethora of gym equipment at her disposal. Many would find this odd, considering her body is entirely robotic but I guess even robots need to build that mind-body connection.

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[MobiausGrander]

Every off-season, we players have time to relax, destress, and regroup, either as individuals or as a group, from the hardships of the season. Now that the movie I helped to create became a box hit, I was able to purchase a great house in my home region of South Florida. The home is a single story house with all the amenities you can ask for. It has a garage that can fit two cars inside; it has a spacious backyard that can allow me to have a party; it also has three bathrooms; and it also has at least five rooms for living and for guests as well. The location is in Broward County and will be a prime location for many of my endeavors in my playing career such as training, hosting parties, and solo relaxation. I hope I get the opportunity to share this house with my NOLA teammates too!

[iStegosauruz]

Oh boy has the Hog been waiting for this one! If he got to redesign his home, there’d be lots of improvements made. Step one - renovating his mud room. Whoever sold this pig the house neglected to actually fill it with any mud - how rude! He’d ship in some nice spa quality mud and invite the rest of the yeti to come soak after a long practice. Well, he HAS invited them already, but no one really seemed into that idea. To entice the team to actually come over, he’d also trick out his home bar set up where every player could have a seat all lined up in front of a great projector to watch sports and the locker room’s favorite trash Netflix shows *cough* love is blind *cough cough.* (I was obligated to add this line, per Bunny) Lastly, and maybe most importantly, he’d install a trough in the kitchen. He’s been trying his best to eat off of plates like the rest of his teammates, but at the end of the day, a hog is a hog!