After recent announcement from the Kansas City Coyotes that Jason Steele had been named a team captain; Vicki Vale, reporter for GCN, hurled a scandalous accusation at the young rookie, causing an uproar among Coyotes management. Openly questioning the first round pick and demanding to know, Viki asked "Are you The Batman, Mr. Steele?"
GM Domffl immediately demanded the removal of Ms. Vale from the team locker room. Jason Steele only had this to say, "I want to categorically deny any and all accusations of me possibly being The Batman. I'm a football player, this is my life, my passion. I eat, sleep and breathe Coyotes football. I simply just don't have the time to be off doing anything ridiculous like being The Batman."
Later in the evening, eye witnesses report having seen Jason Steele in downtown Gotham. However the rookie was present and accounted for at team practice the following day. Coyotes management declined to comment when pressed on the matter.
GM Domffl immediately demanded the removal of Ms. Vale from the team locker room. Jason Steele only had this to say, "I want to categorically deny any and all accusations of me possibly being The Batman. I'm a football player, this is my life, my passion. I eat, sleep and breathe Coyotes football. I simply just don't have the time to be off doing anything ridiculous like being The Batman."
Later in the evening, eye witnesses report having seen Jason Steele in downtown Gotham. However the rookie was present and accounted for at team practice the following day. Coyotes management declined to comment when pressed on the matter.