07-01-2023, 02:42 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2023, 05:04 PM by xenosthelegend. Edited 1 time in total.)
Our friend Legs McMillion has been awfully quiet this season, both on the field and off. Why is this, you may ask? Well, he's been tirelessly working to do the unthinkable. The cornerback with no upper body has been training his hands.
The past few months, Legs has made a lot of (hypothetical/interpretive) talk about his adjustment to cornerback from wide receiver. The masses were wildly unamused (apparently not an actual word).
After all this time, however, Legs finally has something to show for his efforts. Something to prove that he has been putting in his all to improve his hands.
Without further ado, Legs would like to present to you his latest update:
Thanks for joining me this afternoon, and expect a new media piece with every individual TPE I spend on hands.
The past few months, Legs has made a lot of (hypothetical/interpretive) talk about his adjustment to cornerback from wide receiver. The masses were wildly unamused (apparently not an actual word).
After all this time, however, Legs finally has something to show for his efforts. Something to prove that he has been putting in his all to improve his hands.
Without further ado, Legs would like to present to you his latest update:
Thanks for joining me this afternoon, and expect a new media piece with every individual TPE I spend on hands.