S44 Host City Voting Task

[rbro18]

Krypto

[TomHanks]

Edgecomb

[BRNXB0MBERS]

Ahoy

[Rusfan]

Rusfan

[OrbitingDeath]

TheNash

[37thchamber]

did tarzan beat gorilla cheeks?

[nickyvmlp]

Bomdorp

[Number 82]

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[xenosthelegend]

You don't understand Top Lane

There's 2 types of people who play top lane, those who came to break the spirit, will, mind and balls of his opponent, and people who were autofilled.

Victory doesn't mean destroying the enemies nexus, victory is when you have mentally broken the enemy top laner.

What does Hitler, Vlad the Impaler, Ghengis Khan, and that boy who builds military grade lasers out of old computer parts all have in common? They are Top mains.

They devise crafty plans, sit up late at night thinking what prototype Tank Morgana build they can manafacture, scheming away laughing to themselves at the mere thought of their next victm encountering their disgusting bastard child of a champion.

All that matters is the domination of your foe, and the lamentation of his allies, as they cry "Top gap" in All chat, yes yes Top gap indeed! Go on flame him, let him know it was I the master genius who defeated him over and over.

I masterfully executed my plans and now I stand atop the island, planting my flag firmly in the soil, this land now belongs to me! Send your pathetic jungler and mid laner to deal with me, I shall smite them all and make out like a bandit with all their heads!

I am the Heimerdinger bullying the Darius, I didn't come to handshake this lane, I came to make this guy suffer. What matters isn't that our team wins, the only thing that matters is I make this guy understand he is my bitch. This isn't a 5v5 team Moba, this is a 1v1 duel, me against him. And if I fucking lose, just know one thing, it was the junglers fault, that sack of absolute walking garbage.

Top lane, where legends are born.

[captainsb]

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