10-12-2023, 09:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-15-2023, 12:41 AM by dude_man. Edited 1 time in total.)
Ahead of the heavily anticipated Ultimini rematch between the Portland Pythons and Tijuana Luchadores on Thursday night, the Luchas were in high spirits. Luchadores’ running back Tatum Washington the III (@Kw1) had an inspirational pregame speech that had the locker room buzzing, proclaiming “as a new captain I just wanted to say let’s go win this game and get some beers.” Unfortunately, the Luchadores would come out a little flat, leading some fans to believe they may have started the drinking a little early.
To ease the pain of the loss, quarterback C.G. Breezy Jr. (@LIL MUNKEY) suggested the team go out to the local orchard farm and grab some apple ciders. That’s when things started to get a little intoxicating. Defensive captain Sebastian Lovecraft (@Dagon) responded with “as a captain I say no apple cider we beer.” Rookie running back Kit Fisto (@Pvtpenne) then countered with shots, with GM swoosh suggesting tequila. While tequila seemed to initially peak the interest of several including former GM @wizard_literal, Breezy Jr. could be heard shouting his unfiltered thoughts from across the locker room “as a Tijuana vet I say apple cider!”
It’s not known at this time what the final verdict was, but it’s clear the team is rather hoppy after the loss. There’s certainly a degree of bitterness in the locker room. Stay tuned for further updates.
To ease the pain of the loss, quarterback C.G. Breezy Jr. (@LIL MUNKEY) suggested the team go out to the local orchard farm and grab some apple ciders. That’s when things started to get a little intoxicating. Defensive captain Sebastian Lovecraft (@Dagon) responded with “as a captain I say no apple cider we beer.” Rookie running back Kit Fisto (@Pvtpenne) then countered with shots, with GM swoosh suggesting tequila. While tequila seemed to initially peak the interest of several including former GM @wizard_literal, Breezy Jr. could be heard shouting his unfiltered thoughts from across the locker room “as a Tijuana vet I say apple cider!”
It’s not known at this time what the final verdict was, but it’s clear the team is rather hoppy after the loss. There’s certainly a degree of bitterness in the locker room. Stay tuned for further updates.
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