Growing up in elite New York socialite circles, Bertie was not really exposed to popular music types favoured by today’s youth, and instead developed his musical taste through a combination of recommendations from private tutors and solo exploration on YouTube. Eventually he settled on chap hop (a mixture of hiphop and elements of chappist and/or steampunk) as his preferred genre. As luck would have it, Bertie was having lunch with his agent in Baltimore where he spotted a familiar figure ordering a series of ornate cocktails. It was no other than Professor Elemental, and Bertie fell over himself talking about his favourite songs and videos. Learning that Bertie was a rising star in professional football, the Professor floated the idea of doing a random video shoot for his next song, where Bertie and a bespectacled English gentleman would throw a variety of increasingly rare sports paraphernalia at each other. Bertie dutifully performed this role the very next morning and is looking forward to the release of ‘Custard Tarts’ in the new year.
For an example of Professor Elemental in action, see ‘I’m British’!
Anakin Skywalker is set to appear in a new music video for Figrin D'an and Doikk Na'ts Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, an all-bith band popular for their energetic instrumental music. They’ve played great venues like the Mos Eisley cantina and are often requested to play at festivals across the galaxy. The song in question is not unlike most of their work, high energy songs that don’t need any vocal performances. The music video is set to be filmed on Geonosis, known for its moody red desert landscape. There was talk at first of filming the video on Tatooine, but that idea was shot down somewhat immediately, based on Anakin’s history there and his distain for sand. The video will feature some absurdist art that will feature Twi’leks dancing seductively while death sticks hang from their lips. A good way to visualize this to think of a title intro from a James Bond film. There’s abstract art centered around the Bond girls while the theme plays.
Paul Dosza was very shocked to see he had gotten an invite back to Australia to star in a re-recording of Thunderstruck by AC-DC. Paul Dosza, who has become a household name in Australia by playing at corner back for the Outlaws from Arizona who are a team in the ASFC in the International Simulation Football League has shot to stardom by being an Australian in the big league and making some massive plays. Because of this AC-DC have gotten together and were making a music video to showcase Paul Dosza and his key highlights from his rookie season. Because of this Paul Dosza will be heading back to Australia over the off season and spending all his time out there. It is a lifelong dream to get to meet the band members of AC-DC and getting to feature as the star of one of their music videos is even more amazing to Paul Dosza.
The song that Wing Gundam would be involved with would be a pregame hype song, jock jam type thing. Wing is all about getting the energy going before the game (and before a party) so that would fit best with his personal brand.
As for what content the song will have - it will feature a lot of references to having robotic parts or fighting in space wars, that’s a given. Also sprinkled into the verses will be lines about becoming a cultural cornerstone for basically an entire generation. Wing Gundam influenced the popular culture for at least a decade, and as a result there’s a lot of room to do that braggy rap style verse that happens a lot in modern singles.
When it comes to instrumentation, I’m thinking strong drum and bass, some solid synth throughout, basically a club track or something along those lines are what I think would work best with Wing Gundam’s public persona.
His voice is run through a modulator, so it sounds like he’s being auto tuned or something.
Suppose you could add this as another one to the list as to why maybe having an agent is a not so good idea. After the typical practice session with the Fire Salamanders, Charles was whisked away by his agent who promptly handed him a trumpet and told him that he had the good news. Was it that he just handed handed Emile a valuable trumpet as a gift? No, it was that he'd be appearing in a music video for an Alpine Folk Music group. So there's a couple issues with that, first off Charles was dressed in his sweats and there wasn't going to be any clothing to change into for the shoot. Secondly, and probably more importantly was that Charles hadn't played the trumpet before. What followed was an embarrassing display where Charles poorly pretended to play the trumpet and attempted to hide in the background behind some extras. In a state of anxiety, the shoot was a blur. Certainly, going down as one of the worst athlete to music crossovers the world has seen. It made more sense when a keg a lager was loaded into the agent's car.