*2 Round S47 Mock Draft

[JJ5]

Welcome one and welcome all to the first edition of JJ’s LEGIT Mock Draft. The most TRUSTED and LEGIT mock draft out there. This is 100% ACCURATE. Something something I stole wizard’s Orb something something and now I can see into the future and I know exactly who will be drafted.


1.01 - HON 

Derek Becker (DE), @DerekBecker

HON takes an 87 TPE DE to shore up that defense, but not that much. Icebear keeps the tank going for 1OA next year to draft negs.


1.02 - HON (via NOLA) 

Roman Alexander (DE), @crazykeyoung

HON goes for another DE, a max earner waiver pickup. Great decision Icebear.


1.03 - BER 

Ricky Ray (WR), @Laurhaus

In Gadget’s first move as GM, he hits a slam dunk in this 50 TPE IA WR, who is the first WR off the board in a stacked class. A signature Gadget pick. Can’t wait to see the rest of his picks in this draft.


1.04 - COL 

JJ What (WR), @JJ5

BUSSTTTT. JJ is a toxic user and will ruin Colorado! Worst pick of the draft so far. Colorado must be throwing darts or something to pick users.


1.05 - NYS 

Meo Stickyhands-McGee (WR), @dhoop

We’re seeing a run at WRs here, and NYS snags up their WR of the future with an excellent user and player. His hands are very sticky, but the substance is unknown. We may never know what it is. More at 9.


1.06 - CTC 

K.C. Gordon (LB), @SwankyPants31

Negs, in retaliation for HO not giving him the 5th overall pick, decides to pick the GM of Baltimore! The league is in disarray and nobody knows what will happen now. Truly an unprecedented move from one of the all time greats. Icebear is trying to tank for negs even harder now next draft.


1.07 - CHI 

Doug Mango (OL), @KingAlbert517

Chicago starts their draft off with an IA 60 TPE OL from Norfolk. But he is from Norfolk so this is truly an amazing pick. Norfolk players automatically are immediate steals. Solid move here from Chicago to set them up well for the next 10 seasons at OL.


1.08 - SJS 

Honorius Salvator (S), @Schwarzy

SJS gets to shore up the defense with Mr. Salvator. Hasn’t earned that much, but it’s okay because he has grit. And heart.


1.09 - YKW 

Puddles O’Duck (QB), @Z-Whiz

YKW is sending a message to @ZootTX, telling him that he is not safe (his job). They bring in young competition at the most important position in the game, by drafting the system QB out of Tijuana. We will see if his skills hold up at the ISFL level when he isn’t throwing to Patter and Benn (literal cheat codes). The YAC merchant did just enough to go top 10 however thanks to his GM forcefeeding him pass attempts.


1.10 - SJS (via SAR) 

Anthony Simmons III (DT), @Starchychaff

SJS is clearly focusing on defense here, picking up the NFL mock draft extraordinaire himself. A great player but an even greater mind. He will surely help them predict the NFL draft and make the whole team a lot of money from FanDuel draft prop bets.


1.11 - AUS 

Bob Kronkowski (TE), @papalinator

AUS selects the BEST TE in the draft class in Bob Kronkowski. The ONLY TE worthy of a first round selection, IMO. I can’t think of a single other TE in this class, since Riggins swapped, A+ pick here for AUS, who needs WRs when you have TEs.


1.12 - OCO 

Gucci Gurley (RB), @MrGoat1246

Gurley has been an absolute bellcow for Portland, and OCO recognized that and decided they needed that sweet sweet 3.8 YPC on their team. Despite already having an established player at that position, OCO needs a second back badly. A great pick from OCO here.


1.13 - BAL 

Mooty Poop-Eater (CB), @Asked Madden

An actually very good pick from BAL here to pick up a max earning recreate with BANK. At the most important position other than QB. The Poop Eater family moves to Baltimore.


1.14 - ARI 

Ryan Joseph (LB), @Rydel439

Arizona is a powerhouse and this intriguing pick reflects why they have been so good for so long. They draft another sleeper agent to eventually replace their aging Akakaiakakadkasai Akayre.



2.01 - HON 

Hex Waters II (TE), @hexify

Icebear, taunting Higbee, selects the 2nd best TE in the draft here to send a message to everyone that TEs are actually important. But only the good ones. Solid move from HON to keep them in tank contention for negs next season.


2.02 - NOLA 

Walter Yensid (CB), @WalterYensid

NOLA gets the biggest steal of the draft. Walter Yensid, bonafide top 3 talent, slips to NOLA and with their first pick of the draft, the NOLA shadow GM nails the pick. Truly amazing work here by NOLA.


2.03 - BER 

Julian Rose (WR), @Gage2

Gadget has an infatuation for WRs and decides to draft a guy with a similar username to him. It’s truly an interesting decision. Gadget drafting his multi so early is a little puzzling to me because I think he would have been available with their SAR pick. But I’m not going to question Gadget here.


2.04 - COL

Dunkler Sowerwine (DE), @oknom

COL selects the highest earner of the S47 class, and with the 18th pick too. What an absolute steal. They’ve got JJ What and Dunkler now. A solid class so far. Getting 2 max earners while the other teams are asleep.


2.05 - NYS 

Grzegorz Winnicki (LB), @araa

NYS grab a max earner here at a position they desperately need. They have had a solid draft as well with back to back excellent picks.


2.06 - CTC 

Demarcus Brothers (S), @cousinhuey

With Negs retired, CTC has checked out mentally of this draft. They already stole one GM this draft and draft an IA player as a fuck you to everyone else. Negs is beating the system right now.


2.07 - CHI 

Will Nuck (RB), @NUCK 

Chicago shores up their RB room with a solid player, max earning and doing all you can ask for a rookie. A home-run pick here for Chicago to make up for their first round pick.


2.08 - SAR (via SJS) 

Jonathan Irons (WR), @jadda123876

Sarasota grabs a top tier WR and a great user who hosts Gameday and is active. This is SAR’s first pick in the draft and they absolutely nailed it. Good job.


2.09 - YKW 

South West (LB), @Honoredmexican

YKW picks up the best Overwatch player of all time in South West, and a Norfolk native. Love this guy. He is a top tier gambler and will bring the Norfolk gambling culture with him to YKW.


2.10 - BER (via SAR) 

Russell Jimmies (QB), @soevil

Berlin grabs their QB of the future, despite having two already. This is the QB of the super future, like 10 seasons down the line. Russell will be a DSFL super senior,


2.11 - BAL (via AUS) 

Lloyd Boernsteen (CB), @Dr.Lloyd

Baltimore grabs the amazing Lloyd out of Norfolk, a beast of a DB in the DSFL. He will erase WRs in the ISFL.


2.12 - BAL (via OCO) 

Reginald Hammerfall (RB), @Fangorn

Baltimore just has every 2nd round pick I guess, in retaliation for getting their GM stolen by CTC. They draft the #1 RB of the class, to pair with Mr. Skywalker.


2.13 - BAL 
 
Rush Hardman (LB), @ThunderTitan82 

This is where BAL would have picked their GM, but he got picked by CTC. So they pick up another Norfolk player who’s an LB to replace the production that Swanky would have given them.


2.14 - ARI 

Kiwi Flapjacks (DE), @kiki

Arizona gets another defensive piece to shore up the draft. Amazing pick here. Will pay dividends for a long time.



That is my totally accurate mock draft through 2 rounds! I definitely did NOT use a randomizer to pick these players!!!!

[ZootTX]

Maximus Boudreaux in shambles

[Twenty6]

[swoosh]

@negs is up to no good again

[jreed12]

@amjohnson636 lol should we tell Becker or let him stumble across it on his own

[Honoredmexican]

Ha ha! My reputation follows me in both OW and Gambling. I’m willing to take what I know and humble the rest of the team. Stay tune for live gambling predictions while playing competitive OW ?.

[Pat]

Man, all the people doing mock drafts must really hate the 1%ers