03-11-2024, 10:07 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-19-2024, 08:38 AM by wetwilleh. Edited 1 time in total.)
Octavio Volarus is far superior to Purdy Mediocre in every imaginable way. The most obvious example is their draft position. Mr. Volarus was picked at the ninth overall selection whereas Mr. Mediocre was picked at tenth overall. Another example is how Mr. Volarus was immediately called up to the ISFL, where he was able to showcase his immense skill by amassing 32 pancakes in his first season. Mr. Mediocre lived up to his name and was not called up to the ISFL, and managed an unimpressive four touchdowns on over 200 rushing attempts despite being his team's leading running back.
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