So far the season has...not gone well. I was not on the roster yet for the Seawolves for week one, which we won, but in the 3 weeks since then we haven't won a game and I haven't had any great statlines. This isn't to be unexpected, I am a low TPE player who just joined and I'm actually getting quite a few targets for a few yards. I had two decent games, one of which was 3 receptions for 31 yards and the other 4 receptions for 23 yards. In all honesty, at my TPE level I am very happy with those statlines...until you realize that in the 3 reception game I was targeted 13 times. Yikes. I'm really looking forward to this next update since I've improved quite a bit. I don't expect to be throwing up 100 yard 2 touchdown performances, but now I think I can really contribute to the teams success and help us get over this three game losing slump.
Listen here, Fig does what Fig does best, and that's dragging that fluffy dog ass all over the field. The first game of the season when Honolulu travelled to Berlin, Fig had an upset stomach during the game and smeared diarrhea as he scampered for a touchdown right along the Berlin sideline. Maybe it was the long flight or the authentic German dish he had before the game, but it was an awful mess especially after General Manager, @Dewalt27 slipped on it and hyperextended his knee. Bad dog! Aside from Fig being so amazing and the second coming of Air Bud, Honolulu is hot garbage that even Fig wouldn't eat from. New General Manager, @LtHudz, makes sure to give Fig belly rubs and give him confidence that everything will be okay and that Skittle Doorknob @oilmandan will be good soon enough. But that other General Manager must have got down on one knee to Cruella de Vil, because @IceBear32 really must hate puppies. He once tried to feed him kibble. Actual fucking kibble. Everyone knows Fig's favorite food is cooked Otter.
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Warren Peace has started off the season on a solid pace for what he is, his first game in the dsfl for Norfolk he went crazy and had hella yards and even a td the next few have been a bit less impressive offensively but still one that is quite solid for us and we have had some great and impressive games despite our record being not as good. I think Warren is setting up to have a solid rookie year in the dsfl and is hoping that this will in teen help his own stock as he is planning on being a great player for years to come. Warren needs to help push the pass to peace narrative that he has been trying to get started he is one of the best young wise recievers in the game and hopes to show the world how good he is come draft day
Gesicki is easily having the best season of his career so far, even with DPOY pace through 4 or 5 games. Even though he has cooled off a little, its still been a great year. As I am writing is this, Gesicki is 5th in the league in tackles, tied for 4th in TFLs and tied for 3rd in sacks. He also had back to back incredible games in week 6 and 7 that set his personal record for sacks in a game and tackles for loss in a game respectively. At this pace it looks like Gesicki has good odds at his first career pro bowl and maybe even a potential all-pro nod if he turns it up a notch. Its another rebuild year for Berlin though, so 2-5 is not as disastrous as it looks as rookie QB Tua Turndaballova is slinging it to the best passing offense. If Gesicki can have personal success while Berlin prepares for the future and rebuilds, the future is bright.
SAVE THE WIKI!
Expectations were so high for the Crash coming off of Season 46. Despite not making the playoffs, the team really began to click toward the end of the season and our extremely talented defense was clear for all to see. The thought was with the addition of a few key pieces via callups and trades, we would firm up the weaknesses on offense and come out of the gate swinging. That turned out to not be the case. Through 7 games, the Crash sit (un)comfortably at 3-4 and though we aren't completely out of the playoff race we do have to rally up and come out with some key wins in the coming weeks to have a shot in this very competitive division. On a personal note, Justin Willis has simply not been performing to the standard he has set for himself. He had a true career low in week 5 with just a single tackle in a very disappointing loss. He was last seen sitting on a bench beneath a showerhead that had long since run cold, still kitted up in his jersey and pads.
04-06-2024, 02:48 PM
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