09-04-2024, 07:20 AM
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Terry Breadshaw: "Goodmorning America and thank you for joining us for this special installment of "I love football more then I love my family". With the DSFL draft less then 24 hours away we wanted to talk to someone who should be going very high this year, Mr. Lasso Jones! Hows it going Lasso?"
Lasso Jones: "Morning Terry! Man its going good you know what im saying? Thank yall for having me, i watched this show as a little pup so its awsome just being here man".
Terry Breadshaw: " Thats very flattering to hear Lasso, always great to get a talent like your self on. So I know the prospect bowl games just wrapped up last night, how do you feel overall about your performance"?
Lasso Jones: "shee golly man i dont know. I definitely felt under used out there but at the end of the day its just a blessing to get out there and do what God created me to do".
Terry Breakshaw: " under used? You feel like they didnt give you enough carries?"
Lasso Jones: " ehh man definitely not but when you have Jerome bettis jr on your team what can you do, you know what im saying? I was happy to grab a couple tuddys and hopefully i did enough to become a first rounder".
Terry Breakshaw: " I can tell you im pretty confident that you will. I know just being drafted is a blessing but is there a team Lasso Jones would want to go to?"
Lasso Jones: "Yeah man I would love to stay here in texas. I was born and raised here, its all i know you know what im saying? So im hoping come draft day Dallas calls my name."
Terry Breakshaw: " And im sure Texas would love to keep you. Well looks like we are all out of time Lasso is there one last thing you would like the viewers at home and the DSFL Gms to know?
Lasso Jones: " Man just know im hungrier then a pig at a sausage party. I want to be the best and ill do anything and everything to be the best!"
Terry Breakshaw: " Huh i dont know why pigs would be eating sau- anyways thank you very much to Lasso Jones for joining us this morning and good luck in tomorrows draft! We are going to take a quick break, stay tuned for " What ISFL players superstition is it to play games in a thong?".
Lasso Jones: "Morning Terry! Man its going good you know what im saying? Thank yall for having me, i watched this show as a little pup so its awsome just being here man".
Terry Breadshaw: " Thats very flattering to hear Lasso, always great to get a talent like your self on. So I know the prospect bowl games just wrapped up last night, how do you feel overall about your performance"?
Lasso Jones: "shee golly man i dont know. I definitely felt under used out there but at the end of the day its just a blessing to get out there and do what God created me to do".
Terry Breakshaw: " under used? You feel like they didnt give you enough carries?"
Lasso Jones: " ehh man definitely not but when you have Jerome bettis jr on your team what can you do, you know what im saying? I was happy to grab a couple tuddys and hopefully i did enough to become a first rounder".
Terry Breakshaw: " I can tell you im pretty confident that you will. I know just being drafted is a blessing but is there a team Lasso Jones would want to go to?"
Lasso Jones: "Yeah man I would love to stay here in texas. I was born and raised here, its all i know you know what im saying? So im hoping come draft day Dallas calls my name."
Terry Breakshaw: " And im sure Texas would love to keep you. Well looks like we are all out of time Lasso is there one last thing you would like the viewers at home and the DSFL Gms to know?
Lasso Jones: " Man just know im hungrier then a pig at a sausage party. I want to be the best and ill do anything and everything to be the best!"
Terry Breakshaw: " Huh i dont know why pigs would be eating sau- anyways thank you very much to Lasso Jones for joining us this morning and good luck in tomorrows draft! We are going to take a quick break, stay tuned for " What ISFL players superstition is it to play games in a thong?".
