09-23-2024, 11:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-30-2024, 09:29 AM by ProdigalSon. Edited 5 times in total.)
For @wizard_literal’s Tamperable Clause
Wiz is my goat(1), no cap(2). Everything he does is so based(3) and he’s so drippy(4). Sometimes when someone be a girlboss(5) like he is, u just gotta step back and let them cook(6). When he was on AZ he was taking out all the opps(7), no cap(8), and he was so hype(9)
I miss the OG(10) Wizard, straight from the sigma(11) Wizard, Chop up the soul Wizard, set on his goals Wizard, I hate the new Wizard, the mid(12) Wizard, The always salty(13) Wizard, sus(13) in the news Wizard
When Wiz was on AZ blud(14) was bussin(15). His skibidi(16) gyatt(17) was cooking(18) and rizzing(19) us all up. Bro was so good at mewing(20), his jawline was so sigma(21). He was slaying(22) so hard and his yap(23) was elite. He would go off(24), flex on em(25), lowkey(26) Dub Redd was the best player of all time, no cap(27), check the numbers. He was catching the QBs bad throws in 4K(28), dabbing on them(29), then ghosting them(30)
Then he started tweaking(31), talking all the time about securing the bag(32). He became an NPC(33), he stopped looksmaxxing(34) and started acting super ohio(35). It was a massive oof(36), blud(37) started saying things that were out of pocket(38) and we weren’t pookies(39) anymore. We were all shook(40) when he became a pick-me(41), always wanting validation from mid(42) NYS. Like bruh(43) they suck, I know his main pookie(44) was back there but I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t trippin(45)
He took a massive L(46) and forced his way to New York. I gotta throw shade(47) on blud(48) for that move, it gives me the ick(49) thinking about it. He’s just thirsty(50) for those jits(51) and the e-girl (52), unc(53) repgnar in New York. He could’ve been with us chomping glizzies(54) watching baby gronk(55) rizz up(56) wizzy dunne(57). But that clout chaser(58) chose the basic(59) market with more bums(60), oop(61).
Now I gotta clapback(62). Duke Silverback? What an NPC(63) name, jit’s(64) literally glazing(65) in his name, sus(66) move man. Go touch some grass(67) instead of glazing(68) those jits(69). He got a massive glow-up(70) when he came to AZ, and ate(71). Why did blud(72) leave and decide to turn into a mid(73) iPad Kid(74), big yikes(75).
Now here’s my pitch, come back to AZ Wiz and ghost(76) NYS, we have so much vibes(77) together, it hits different(78) when ur in the fam(79). We’ll all glaze(80) u, the team will be so fire(81) and those boujee(82) jits(83) in NYS will be crying to the bank. Come spill the tea(84), give us ur skibidi(85) gyatt(86) back and stop being salty(87) that you have to take so many L’s(88). It can even be a situationship(89) if that’s valid(90) to u.
If Wiz keeps glazing(91) NYS, make sure to ratio(92) him and just know that bro(93) is delulu(94). It’s giving(95) main character(96) vibes(97) if u go back to being a sigma(98) and slay(99) with us again(99). IYKYK(100)
Wiz is my goat(1), no cap(2). Everything he does is so based(3) and he’s so drippy(4). Sometimes when someone be a girlboss(5) like he is, u just gotta step back and let them cook(6). When he was on AZ he was taking out all the opps(7), no cap(8), and he was so hype(9)
I miss the OG(10) Wizard, straight from the sigma(11) Wizard, Chop up the soul Wizard, set on his goals Wizard, I hate the new Wizard, the mid(12) Wizard, The always salty(13) Wizard, sus(13) in the news Wizard
When Wiz was on AZ blud(14) was bussin(15). His skibidi(16) gyatt(17) was cooking(18) and rizzing(19) us all up. Bro was so good at mewing(20), his jawline was so sigma(21). He was slaying(22) so hard and his yap(23) was elite. He would go off(24), flex on em(25), lowkey(26) Dub Redd was the best player of all time, no cap(27), check the numbers. He was catching the QBs bad throws in 4K(28), dabbing on them(29), then ghosting them(30)
Then he started tweaking(31), talking all the time about securing the bag(32). He became an NPC(33), he stopped looksmaxxing(34) and started acting super ohio(35). It was a massive oof(36), blud(37) started saying things that were out of pocket(38) and we weren’t pookies(39) anymore. We were all shook(40) when he became a pick-me(41), always wanting validation from mid(42) NYS. Like bruh(43) they suck, I know his main pookie(44) was back there but I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t trippin(45)
He took a massive L(46) and forced his way to New York. I gotta throw shade(47) on blud(48) for that move, it gives me the ick(49) thinking about it. He’s just thirsty(50) for those jits(51) and the e-girl (52), unc(53) repgnar in New York. He could’ve been with us chomping glizzies(54) watching baby gronk(55) rizz up(56) wizzy dunne(57). But that clout chaser(58) chose the basic(59) market with more bums(60), oop(61).
Now I gotta clapback(62). Duke Silverback? What an NPC(63) name, jit’s(64) literally glazing(65) in his name, sus(66) move man. Go touch some grass(67) instead of glazing(68) those jits(69). He got a massive glow-up(70) when he came to AZ, and ate(71). Why did blud(72) leave and decide to turn into a mid(73) iPad Kid(74), big yikes(75).
Now here’s my pitch, come back to AZ Wiz and ghost(76) NYS, we have so much vibes(77) together, it hits different(78) when ur in the fam(79). We’ll all glaze(80) u, the team will be so fire(81) and those boujee(82) jits(83) in NYS will be crying to the bank. Come spill the tea(84), give us ur skibidi(85) gyatt(86) back and stop being salty(87) that you have to take so many L’s(88). It can even be a situationship(89) if that’s valid(90) to u.
If Wiz keeps glazing(91) NYS, make sure to ratio(92) him and just know that bro(93) is delulu(94). It’s giving(95) main character(96) vibes(97) if u go back to being a sigma(98) and slay(99) with us again(99). IYKYK(100)
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