(S4) - PT #3 - Cover Athlete

[jordan327]

The logistics of choosing a player to be on the cover of one of the best selling video games(National Simulation Football League season 4) are very difficult. You must consider what the fans want along with what will sell the most games. In an absolutely shocking turn of events, the producers of the game ended up choosing an offensive lineman, Jordan Yates of the San Jose Sabercats. There was a large outcry from the fans. Despite Yates being one of the best lineman in the game, no one wanted to see him on the cover. Not to mention, he was on a team no one really liked, the Sabercats. It would almost be as bad as placing a Cleveland Browns running back on the madden cover after one good season. Luckily, and perhaps due to the outcry, Yates announced his switch to the running back position. Now, even though he was still on the Sabercats, teams were interested to see how a offensive lineman who switched to a running-back would fare in the NSFL. They were not disappointed. Yates has been incredible thus far in the season and of the top runningbacks, he has the second highest yards per carry only behind Boss Tweed.

[Squeeze]

While Sydney Spinelli SHOULD be on the cover of National Wild Life because the man is a fucking freak of nature as of right now he is only on the cover of the Monthly DSFL magazine. Sadly its not only him on the cover, he shares the cover with a few other DSFL stars such as Wacther, and Bly to name a couple. But, Hey at least he's there and,he knows if he's not considered the fastest rising player in the DSFL hes AT LEAST the fastest period. Well, maybe...but still thats pretty cool. After a horrible week 2 and 3 performance for Spinelli you have to wonder if they are second guessing him on the cover entirely. Though I'm confident he will turn it around. Once his offense gets more comfortable and develops more chemistry they may not have to rely on him much, in which case most of his carries will be starting on fresh feet and, that can help his YPC entirely. Either way he has the skill set to make moves in this league, and the bigs as well. So while some may think him appearing on the cover is a fluke, i'm sure it was a good choice. Then again i'm their one and only subscriber.

[automatic]

PT #3 Cover Athlete

Sir Gregor Clegane is realistically only fit for one magazine: Muscle and Fitness. Currently his playing weight is listed at three hundred and fifty five pounds, making him one of the heaviest in the league. At close to eight feet tall, he had to gain this much muscle to simply avoid becoming a human skeleton. Instead, Sir Gregor Clegane has been packing the pounds on in an effort to outmuscle the current offensive lineman swarming the game like clones. Today, each clone has been silicon pumped in like a bag of boob implant, and fattened up to close to three hundred and fifty pounds. The middle of the defensive line is tough to compete, and Sir Gregor would be having a tough time approaching any quarterback in the league without his extensive training regimen.

The process was easy, especially after the latest Yellow Knife Wraiths game where the Otters defense shut down the air raid for the majority of the game. Anyone who takes one look at Sir Gregor can confirm the propensity for muscle building prowess which Sir Gregor takes for granted. Sir Gregor also divulges the secret of his diet, which includes extensive cod and fish for protein, and a grain heavy diet in the day directly before a game.

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[ADwyer87]

[MacTonight]

When asked to be on the cover of NSFL: The Magazine’s Impact Rookie of Season 3 Spread, William Ridley was honoured. Being one of 6 special edition covers including Franklin Harris Jr, Trey Willie, the GOAT Clifford Rove, Julian O’Sullivan and Ricardo Sandoval with a profile on each of the players within.

The process was incredibly fun for Ridley, with all of the guys coming together to ham it up for the camera and put on their best war faces. There was a lot of trash talk, a lot of oneupmanship, not to mention the amount of shit talking about stats.

It was also a great opportunity to get to know 4 of his class of Season 3 peers. All of the guys got together for a meal afterward and it was really good to get to know these players, Rove and Ridley were already becoming fast friends in Philadelphia, and it was another opportunity to galvanise that bond.

The actual shoot itself was a great learning opportunity for media graduate Ridley, who absorbed a lot of information of what it was like working on a professional set. As he was heading back to Philadelphia, Ridley thought about the future, how he may be the one taking photos of rookies in the future.

[Raven]

[CFJ]

It wasn't a surprise to me that the cleaner Kenny Omega was the cover choice for Sports Illustrated's issue for November being that the Omega man's birthday is coming up soon it's perfect birthday gift for him. The shoot was laid out for me to be in the different stages of my career. From DDT days as a Golden Lover with the Golden Star Kota Ibushi, to my Junior Heavyweight Days wrestling Fergal Devitt, to joining the Bullet Club and kicking AJ Styles out of the Club to take the spot as the leader of the Bullet Club to now being a proud member of the Norfolk SeaWolves as the future only pretains what's next for the Cleaner. I was also interviewed by Sports Illustrated magazine asking the tough questions but really not tough questions on the transition from professional wrestling to football when many guys like Goldberg, Baron Corbin, Titus O'Neill and Mojo Rawley transtioned to College or Pro football to professional wrestling, to the current state of the Bullet Club as he's still part of the infamous Club but not in a wrestling capacity anymore. It was honor for Kenny Omega to grace the covers that the Micheal Jordans, Kobe Bryants to Bradys can only grace.

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[Silver Fox]

When it came to selecting me for the Sports Illustrated cover, I was told it was a no brainer. “We wanted the face of the Liberty offense, and you’re the most high profile guy they have.” I guess with Omar Wright phoning it in lately, I’m not really surprised. Another season or two though and I think they’ll be going after Clifford Rove, but for now I’ll enjoy the limelight. It’s been nice being high profile ever since I caught that baby, and I’ve been catching passes ever since.

At first, I thought it was just for another swimsuit edition, which Paul, Lincoln, Micah, Omar and I participated in last year (you’re welcome, ladies), but it’s nice to get some individual recognition now and again. Which isn’t to say we wouldn’t all do it again in a heartbeat, but it’s not quite as fun now that we’re all taken, I guess.

In the end, it’s just another page in the history books. I gave a quick interview, talked about some of my goals for S4, and how I expect it to be my best year yet what with the OL improvements and all, and moved on from there. Everyone should go pick it up, it’s pretty sweet. Happy to sign them at the cheesesteak places if you catch me there too. Peace!

[TimPest]

[TheWoZy]