(11-16-2017, 03:58 PM)cosbornballboy Wrote:How the FUCK did we convince Er to take on more responsibility???
I know. I feel like the whole league should pitch in and get Er's wife a nice Christmas present as we've effectively stolen her husband.
(11-16-2017, 05:17 PM)4D Chess Wrote:I know. I feel like the whole league should pitch in and get Er's wife a nice Christmas present as we've effectively stolen her husband. Maybe that is her present?
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Gus T.T. Showbiz Player Page Gus T.T. Showbiz Update Page [div align=center] [div align=center] Bavitz Player Page Bavitz Update Page (11-16-2017, 06:17 PM)4D Chess Wrote:I know. I feel like the whole league should pitch in and get Er's wife a nice Christmas present as we've effectively stolen her husband. "Merry Christmas Mrs. Er! Since Er hasn't been able to spend time with you, we bought you a vibrator!" He gets the divorce papers on Monday. Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame
(11-16-2017, 06:33 PM)ErMurazor Wrote:She thinks I'm reading football stories to get kids with mental disabilities, it's not THAT far off. You're trying to get mentally disabled kids? What are you going to do with them once you do? Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame
(11-16-2017, 01:26 PM)Bwestfield Wrote:@Ballerstorm Please know that this site kept me sane for a long time. After the birth of my son (in May when the site began, 2 days after I joined) I needed to escape reality as life was very difficult to face with ongoing problems with my wife post-partum and things at work nagging me. This site saved me from my son's birth being something terrible to something I now enjoy everyday. I was able to escape to this site and I am able to function today thanks to you and this site. I am eternally grateful!So now that your life is better, can you maybe get lazier and stop burning us? (11-16-2017, 03:33 PM)timeconsumer Wrote:You're trying to get mentally disabled kids? What are you going to do with them once you do? https://i.pinimg.com/736x (11-16-2017, 06:30 PM)JBLAZE_THE_BOSS Wrote:Guess this means ER is gonna have to tone down on the rigging after all !!! Quite the opposite actually [OPTION]===========================================
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