(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[SDCore]

The endorsement money is one of the greatest things about being a professional athlete, you get paid money by a company for just being you. Since NationalSimulation FootballLeague landed in Tijuana, he has endorsed many taco shop, food trucks, and strip clubs. Once he got to the great state of Colorado after being drafted, he decided to focus on other endorsements. When he got to Colorado, he noticed that the free and open trade of weed was a thing. Quickly upon arriving he decided that he was going to work for one of those in the off season. This turned into the biggest endorsement deal seen in Colorado for a pro athlete. He is the sole sponsor for High Level Health, which is one of Denver's biggest weed distributors, growers, and shops. With this deal, he is the face of the company. He agrees to wear HLH bands on his arm during games and his shoes to be designed after the store. He gets a free ounce a week, as long as he is publicly filmed and photographed smoking a HLH joint. With that, he agrees to do commercials, adverts, billboards, and attend an annual weed convention as a member of the HLH team. He is now and for the perpetuity of the contract the spokesman and face of High Level Health.

[Skyline]

Acura Skyline, star running back and the most dangerous receiving threat in the league, has an exciting new endorsement to share with the league: Fight Milk. Fight Milk, while once the fictional alcohol and milk concoction featured in the hit TV show It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, has been brought to your home by a group of intrepid and genius Silicon Valley start up company nerds, who are hardcore fans of the show and convinced there is a real market for the product. Skyline, the aggressive, hard running, and Yards After Catch monster that he is, was the investors’ first choice after Tampa Bay’s NFL Tight End Rob Gronkowski to introduce fight milk to the broader consumer market. Skyline is going to be heavily featured in a viral online marketing campaign where Fight Milk plans to have him consume the frothy beverage, grow wings, grow antlers, and then impale opposing defensive backs by swooping down from the sky and shouting out “FIGHT MILK MAKES YOU AWESOME.” The company also plans to feature him in print advertising in Golfer’s Digest and Knitting Monthly, for god knows what reason, and use him at in person trade shows once the COVID pandemic has passed.
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[benstackinpaper]

Ben Stackinpaper was recently approached by Goldman Sachs to be the spokesperson for their new, available to everyone regardless of their bank account size, personal financial planner.  "I worked with some of the executives at Goldman's when I was majoring in finance at the University of Miami," Stackinpaper said in an interview with Fortune magazine, "I have been planning on working in the financial industry when my career is over and this is a perfect opportunity to go down that path. The only requirement is that customers have a checking or savings account with the firm and then they have access to the world's best financial team, something once reserved for only the wealthiest of clients.  "Partnering with Mr. Stackinpaper to help promote out new Sach Attack financial planning service was a dream come true for our company," CEO of Goldman Jason Mason said to Fortune, " Leveraging Ben's football prowess and celebrity and pairing it with his great financial knowledge to offer our customers the best planning services available is the type of decision that will get me a big raise and promotion.  Good timing as well, Mr. Stackinpaper may have my current job within a few years!"

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[LimJahey]

Coming from south Florida, Von Hayes has always had a taste for hispanic food, specifically cuban food. When he first acclaimed fame by making it to the ISFL, many smaller businesses like local restaurants in the Miami-Dade area. Being a huge fan of a specific drink has always been on Hayes' media pages, like twitter and instagram. So he is proud to announce a partnership with the Hispanic soda brand Jarritos! Jarritos are a big part of Hayes' life, drinking almost 2 every day, with the new endorsement also came a brand new flavor; Cucumber Melon. In Hispanic countries cucumber and melon juice is a very popular combination, as it provides a very cool sensation provided for the warm and hot tropical regions of most Hispanic countries. Jarritos has been sitting on this flavor for a while now, but after the countless amount of times that Hayes has shown off his fridges stock of jarritos, they were ready to bring in a spokesman to help introduce their new drink. With some of the proceeds that Hayes earned from the Jarrito endorsement, he would donate around half of what he made to different charities including St. Judes, LCFA, and Wounded Warriors. With big money you must have a big heart, and giving to those who truly need the money, Hayes showed off his heart of gold.

[Moosecop]

PBE PT

[ckroyal92]

PBE PT 21-2

[PersonMann]

PBE

[moonlight]

Big Slammu hails from a Jackson, Wyoming. He’s a small-town kid who hit it big with football. He’s now a star linebacker in the Developmental Simulation League. He’s making plays and taking names and through his efforts he’s been gaining attention with major brands. One of those brands is a major moving company in Jackson, called the Jackson Trading company. In those advertisements featuring Slammu, he’s using his huge and muscular half-shark body to move furniture in a large truck while flashing his toothy maw in a big grin. His other major endorsement was more major than a moving company in his hometown of Jackson. His other major brand deal is with Addidas and he wears their wrist bands on his muscular forearm. It was an extensive HD photoshoot and Slammu will be paid for his advertisement of the Addidas logo on his arm as he drives people into the ground. The deal is reportedly quite lucrative as he’s being paid about 10M a year for the next 10 years. As Slammu is not drafted as of yet, this is the youngster getting some early insurance and the Addidas company saving themselves some money in the long run if Big Slammu makes it as Big in the International Simulation Football league as he says he will.

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[Blueline]

PBE PT

[GlimsTC]

Commercial Voiceover Guy: "Felix Archstone. GM of the Kansas City Coyotes. First round pick of the Baltimore Hawks. The highest drafted Offensive Lineman taken in the S25 draft. Listed as one of America's "Top 10 Most Attractive Athletes." With such prestige comes a lot of crud. Just ask him yourself:"

Off-Screen Voice: "Yo Felix! What are you doing?"

Felix Archstone: "Crud."

*Camera pans back to a mysteriously dark object*

Commercial Voiceover Guy: "And how does a legend like him handle that crud? With the one and only product that can CUT. THE. CRUD."

*The camera pans closer and the object starts to show color, revealing it to be Krud Kutter™*



*The shot flips to a scene of Felix in his kitchen*

Felix Archstone: "Hey there, I'm Felix Archstone. I've got enough crud on my plate as it is, so I don't have time to be dealing with all the crud that comes with the daily routine of a player like me. That's why I choose to cut the crud with Krud Kutter™!

*Felix takes out a bottle of Krud Kutter™ from off camera and then the shot turns to the view of a camera on his stove.*

"You see this crud? There's grease EVERYWHERE! Clay Stallworth must have been making tacos again. But with this?"

*He holds up the Krud Kutter™ bottle and then sprays the stain. He uses a paper towel and starts wiping the dried up grease away.*

"It's crud cutting magic! No longer do I have to sit here scraping away at disgusting grease with knives, hammers, or flamethrowers!"

*The screen transitions with a really low budget fire effect and sound to Felix standing in front of a plain white void background, still holding the bottle of Krud Kutter™*

"I could go on and on about the amazing crud cutting abilities of Krud Kutter™, but words aren't enough to describe the magic of such a great product! That's why, if you visit these select locations on the specified dates below..."

*Text appears on screen showing various store locations and dates in various parts of Missouri and Maryland*

"Then you'll have the chance to see me, Felix Archstone, giving a LIVE demonstration of how the product helps me and can help you, cut the crud!"