05-22-2022, 08:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-09-2022, 07:00 PM by soevil. Edited 5 times in total.)
Don floats slowly from the sky. A metal chair meets him down on the Earth. We’re in a empty field near to the interstate. A microphone falls into his hand a few seconds later.
“Hey”
Reporters burst from the ground to begin the questioning and presser. Ask away.
@khkreator
You've had a impressive first season half showing, what do you to upcoming in the second half of the season?
My success in the field is 100% due to the people around me. The second half of the season is gonna be even better as I work on speed drills and strengthening.
How is Tijuana Locker Room Been Treating you?
Tijuana is not a cult. It is an ordinary locker room with immaculate vibes.
Which Cornerback has been the toughest to get past so far?
Not gonna lie, I gotta locked down super hard by Bondi Beach and Minnesota. Jonathan Altidor and Bondi Buddy really kept me at my lowest potential all game. Unfortunately, I was prevented to Dobble yet again by @zaynzk (stinky).
@slothzilla
Have you invented any new dance moves this season?
I can’t say I have. The Dobble has been a big responsibility so far and we’re not currently expecting another. It’s like raising a child, I can’t abandon it quite yet until it has run its course.
What’s your favorite halftime snack?
Pretzel-crusted Mozz Sticks. I’ve only ever see this wonderful creation once. A Mozz Master must have sent this down from Mozzarella Heaven to grace my stomach but whereever they are, I wish them luck.
If you had to change one thing about the Tijuana Locker Room (discord/real)?
If I could change one thing, it’s to bring back game night. But it’s a super good meme to ask “when’s game night every day”. But other than that, the LR needs pretzel Mozz sticks. Can’t stop thinking about the pretzel sticks.
@Twenty6
1) What happened to your MONEYS agent?
Only the real ones know about MONEYS. But no really, my agent/business managers are always involved. What may look like a descent from the heavens is all a trick of the light and an entrance fit for me. Shout out to the behind-the-scenes of sports marketing.
2) How has your relationship been with Maximilian Hamilton?
Max Ham is killing it out there, you all see my boy rack up the TD count so I don’t even gotta go into depth. But yeah, I would describe it as like a “will they, won’t they get together” kind of situation. Keeping it real low-key.
3) Have your parents been able to see you play in a Tijuana uniform?
Ma and Papa Dobbler are watching from home, I’m sure they’re trying to call me nonstop. I should really ask my agent if they’ve heard from them.
I think I’ll leave it at that! Thanks everyone!
“Hey”
Reporters burst from the ground to begin the questioning and presser. Ask away.
@khkreator
You've had a impressive first season half showing, what do you to upcoming in the second half of the season?
My success in the field is 100% due to the people around me. The second half of the season is gonna be even better as I work on speed drills and strengthening.
How is Tijuana Locker Room Been Treating you?
Tijuana is not a cult. It is an ordinary locker room with immaculate vibes.
Which Cornerback has been the toughest to get past so far?
Not gonna lie, I gotta locked down super hard by Bondi Beach and Minnesota. Jonathan Altidor and Bondi Buddy really kept me at my lowest potential all game. Unfortunately, I was prevented to Dobble yet again by @zaynzk (stinky).
@slothzilla
Have you invented any new dance moves this season?
I can’t say I have. The Dobble has been a big responsibility so far and we’re not currently expecting another. It’s like raising a child, I can’t abandon it quite yet until it has run its course.
What’s your favorite halftime snack?
Pretzel-crusted Mozz Sticks. I’ve only ever see this wonderful creation once. A Mozz Master must have sent this down from Mozzarella Heaven to grace my stomach but whereever they are, I wish them luck.
If you had to change one thing about the Tijuana Locker Room (discord/real)?
If I could change one thing, it’s to bring back game night. But it’s a super good meme to ask “when’s game night every day”. But other than that, the LR needs pretzel Mozz sticks. Can’t stop thinking about the pretzel sticks.
@Twenty6
1) What happened to your MONEYS agent?
Only the real ones know about MONEYS. But no really, my agent/business managers are always involved. What may look like a descent from the heavens is all a trick of the light and an entrance fit for me. Shout out to the behind-the-scenes of sports marketing.
2) How has your relationship been with Maximilian Hamilton?
Max Ham is killing it out there, you all see my boy rack up the TD count so I don’t even gotta go into depth. But yeah, I would describe it as like a “will they, won’t they get together” kind of situation. Keeping it real low-key.
3) Have your parents been able to see you play in a Tijuana uniform?
Ma and Papa Dobbler are watching from home, I’m sure they’re trying to call me nonstop. I should really ask my agent if they’ve heard from them.
I think I’ll leave it at that! Thanks everyone!
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