Orange County Otters

**ReverendOReily** · (This post was last modified: 05-15-2021, 06:25 AM by PMoney.)

$13.5 million T6 equipment - definitely not a donation toward the Yellowknife Wraiths Ultimus Victory Surprise Parade

The equipment seems to be mainly party hats, cake and banners but I won't judge how you do your training down in Orange County. And what kind of party would it be without 30 TPE?
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speculadora · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2021, 10:10 AM by PMoney.)

$1m training

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**Eldorian** · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2021, 01:49 PM by PMoney.)

1M for sex ed classes aimed at goats and tanks

I don't want to get banned from the league like this....

You put the goat in the tank and you heat it all up. You put the goat in the tank and add the romantic music. You put the goat in the tank and it makes a small goattank.
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Memento Mori · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2021, 10:12 AM by PMoney.)

$1m air pump for covertly deflating footballs

You buy an air pump but that just puts more air into the balls as you werent trained to use such a fancy air pump. Training with the extra pumped up balls does make your hands softer and better at holding onto interceptions in training though that should translate over into games, about 5 TPE better anyway.
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shrub02 · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2021, 10:13 AM by PMoney.)

1M for purchase of launderingmat

Sirens appear as soon as you finished the purchase, the feds finally think they have you! However you were just buying a mat to do regular laundry on and accidentally outsmarted them. This raises your intelligence (other attributes are available) by about 5 TPE.
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Seymour · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2021, 10:18 AM by PMoney.)

1m to overthrow the GMs of OCO
Tier 6 equipment as well - 13.5m

I would have overthrown them for free but I'll take the 1m for it. You are installed as the new supreme overlord and this power makes you 5 TPE better at football.
The equipment makes you look fresh while doing it as well, 30 TPE for looking fresh?
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Gragg9 · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2021, 10:15 AM by PMoney.)

1m for a box of chocolates and card for my new favorite banker

Zoot greatly appreciates the box of chocolates and card but does wonder what he did to deserve it? He sends back a gift of 5 TPE as he's so great.
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**ReverendOReily** · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2021, 10:19 AM by PMoney.)

$1m towards the Richard Leaking Senior Dog Sanctuary

WOOF, WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF. WOOOOOOF. WOOF 5 TPE WOOF.
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Nhamlet · (This post was last modified: 05-30-2021, 11:59 AM by PMoney.)

$1m to cloning research as I feel fatigued coming back from vacation

You succesfully clone yourself after putting all the money into research. You now have 2 clones of your fatigued self and none of them want to go to work. You throw a ball about between you though for 5 TPE$ of training.
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Duilio05 · (This post was last modified: 05-30-2021, 12:01 PM by PMoney.)

$13.5M for T6
$1M for a pinata

YOU HIT THE PINATA AND 5 TPE FALLS OUT. It's weird that there was TPE in the pinata instead of sweets but you grumble and accept it.
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