Yeah so being from the Mediterranean and now living in New Orleans, Borkus Maximus III doesn't see snow very often. So when the temperature drops to anywhere 35 degrees Fahrenheit (doesn't even have to be below freezing, to be honest), Borkus turns into an absolute wimp. He slathers Vaseline all over his arms to keep the warmpth in, he bundles up and wears scarves, and he won't even leave his house.
Game day is different, because Borkus gets so hyped up on adrenaline and pain killers and crack cocaine that the cold doesn't even bother him. But on normal days, he can't stand it. It's been reported that he's even missed practice before because he refused to go outside when it was 31 degrees out. So when a blizzard hits, you can forget about it. Borkus will be MIA for the whole week. Maybe you'll be able to reach him by email, but he'll be bundled up somewhere.
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Game day is different, because Borkus gets so hyped up on adrenaline and pain killers and crack cocaine that the cold doesn't even bother him. But on normal days, he can't stand it. It's been reported that he's even missed practice before because he refused to go outside when it was 31 degrees out. So when a blizzard hits, you can forget about it. Borkus will be MIA for the whole week. Maybe you'll be able to reach him by email, but he'll be bundled up somewhere.
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