(03-03-2018, 07:00 PM)Beaver Wrote:Man severe weather is such a drag it really sucks because there's like wind and rain or snow and thunder and lightning and it's just really gloomy and shitty overall but sometimes it can be a good thing and this is a story of one of those good storms namely the one that just dumped a bunch of rain on New Orleans which was good because the whole team pooled our resources and camped out in the training facility where we had a fun night of banter and movies and ghost stories and pillow fights and mutual masturbation and puppy cuddles and junk food and staying up past our bed time and playing video games which was a fun time sure but that isn't the part that's really the good part because you see the dastardly Connor Tanner whose sole mission in life is to ruin the National Simulation Football League had plans that very night to exact revenge on the New Orleans Second Line which is the team that replaced the team he tried to ruin and in specific Blackford Oakes because he possesses the one ring that allows its wearer to resist the RINGLEADERINESS of Connor Tanner which he exploited to convince ~TOTALLY ACTIVE CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ to mass retire so to that end he and his goon squad descending on the Oakes residence ready to beat him up and steal the ring but when they arrived all they found was a bunch of empty beer bottles arranged in a large penis on the floor and so thanks to this storm and the team's preparation the NSFL lives to see another day.
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damn you connor tanner!