During an intense training camp, Sir Gregor Clegane has settled down to speak to the media for a questions and answers section. The 6' 7" Offensive Linemen spent the past two seasons anchoring the line in the left tackle position at the House of Clegane and has been renounced for his outsized media footprint so far this season, citing an inspirational story appearing in the media since he was snatched out off waivers by the Orange County Otters. Gregor has been involved in something of a media scandal (Link). Photos include some interesting courtroom shots: http://i.imgur.com/B5Is267.png http://i.imgur.com/OL3PIRe.png
Yes, this is Littlefinger, Sir Gregor's Official Communications director. The Mountain was asked the first three syllables of your questions, but his response of pulling off the arm of the communications staff and grunting prevented him from, in person, directly answering your queries.
Before I answer these questions, I would like to stipulate The Iron Throne's official position on the Dornish Peninsula: Rebellion against the rightful rules of the Iron Throne is, and has been in the past, harshly punished by the Lannisters. I will remind you, a Lannister always pays his debts.
1) First, Sir Gregor is a landed and annointed knight by the crown, and strictly follows the laws of chivalry. However, Sir Gregor has been known to lash out against fellow teammates and countrymen, however I am sure everyone will be on their best behavior. In the past Greg has had some youthful discretion with stemmed from friendly disagreements, however with the enemy team so physically close to Sir Gregor, I am sure it will be fairly easy for him to focus his disagreements upon the enemy combatants.
2) I know this is difficult to believe, but the mountain does not wholeheartedly buy into the concept of cardio workouts. While his listed weight/height may be 6'7" 350lb, Sir Gregor in actuality is likely closer 8'1" 465lb If anything, I caution Angus and Marcus to be concerned with their own business, everyone on the otters may start to gain weight when they see the pancakes Sir Gregor can put down?!
3) In my opinion, if the OC Otters could have five "mountains" across the every position in the line, I think this would be for the best. I guess I am trying to say, the mountain is built for every position across the line.
4) That is frankly offensive, sir. Everyone knows there is only one mountain. There have definitely not been several different men playing the role of the mountain across the seasons. I will let the people decide who the real mountain is.
5) It's about four hundred forty five leagues as the raven flies, however on the back of a horse its closer to six hundred seventy two leagues.
1) Well the Mountain is focused on his goal of becoming the best lineman in the game. He is currently picking theme music for his acceptance ceremony.
2) Well, the women of Orange County may be a issue for Sir Mountain, however luckily Sir Kevan Lannister has recently been appointed Chief Justice for the seven kingdoms, so clearly his impartial justice will keep everyone strictly within the rule of law.
3) Yes, Marcus "the Hill" Boyd has competed against and with Sir Gregor in the latest World's Strongest Man competition, where he narrowly outpaced Sir Mountain by luck.
1) Sir Barristan Selmy. Obviously the man is currently a little long in the tooth, however not a man to underestimate.
2) The Mountain doesn't really know what the emotion of Fear, and as such is ready to attack every defensive lineman who doesn't get out of his blocking assignments.
3) Well the days are quite different for the Mountain based upon where he is stationed at the moment. In camp, the day starts by torturing the captured prisoners for intelligence, a task the Mountain is quite adept at but takes no pleasure in. Near midday, he breaks his fast by picking out a pig to eat for the day, and periodically grabbing a steak across his duties as a landed knight.
4) His current raven has black feathers, and his name is Winston.
5) Of course, any time the background environment changes you're own schedule has to adjust with it.
Ask Oberyn Martell. http://photos.vanityfair.com/2014/06/06/53...6f_iper-gif.gif (warning: gore)
1) Listen, the Mountain is a rookie in this league. As far as he is concerned, tunnel vision is a positive and admirable trait. Maybe these quarterbacks should find a supply of quality HGH?
2) Taking a direct quote from Sir Bronn of the Blackwater: "I'd be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong. And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size. Maybe I could take him, dance around until he's so tired of hacking at me, he dropped his sword, get him off his feet somehow." Linebackers better beware of the mountain.
3) I think this will be about as tough as Ned Stark's spinal column.
4) Ask Oberyn Martell. http://photos.vanityfair.com/2014/06/06/53...6f_iper-gif.gif (warning: gore)
5) This is amazing. I know not everyone is suited towards a life of football like the Mountain, and I am glad Bronn can finally achieve his dream.
1) Keeping the weight down. Sir Mountain may have to adjust his personal listed weight to be more accurate with reality.
2) The Mountain is unique, and without peers in the league on the defensive side of the ball. Bring it on, "Run Stuffers"
3) How can you look down when you are on top? Boom.
4) Aside from Sir Mountain, I think the OC Otters suffer from an abundance of players who are bigger, faster, and stronger than their opponents. It could be quite a challenge deciding who should go into what positions, and disagreements may surface
5) I would say literal strength is our greatest strength. It is my hope we can effectively use our strength to the best of our strengths, and bring out the best strength of our strongest players.
1) This is an excellent point. I would like to point out, Sir Mountain is a rookie, and has alot of growing to do. Luckily the OC Otters coaches have already invested over $2m to bring Mr. Mountain up to speed
2) LEEEEEEEEEERROY JEEEEEEEEEEEENKINSSSSSSSSSS. Obviously Sir Mountain's psychology aligns more towards Leroy Jenkins.
3) I do not believe Sir Mountain's size limits him towards playing tackle, however this is of course a question for respective coaching staff. I think the preseason would be a good time to test this theory in a live fire scenario
4) The mountain can put down some pancakes. EDIT: BOOM SEVEN PANCAKES! http://www.nsfl.wtgbear.com/gameresults/...es/49.html
5) Who knows what the future holds? The Mountain is ready for everything!
(06-07-2017, 07:20 AM)timeconsumer Wrote:Mr. Clegane, just a few questions from the Dorne Daily.
1) Some experts speculated concerns over you harming teammates whenever they pick up the football, do you think this is why some teams might have avoided you on waiver claims?
2) The OC Otters have been known to have weight issues, both with Angus Winchester and Romeo Devitt, are you concerned this might be contagious?
3) What spot on the line do you believe will fit you the best?
4) Have you and teammate Marcus "The Mountain" Boyd decided how you will handle the nickname controversy?
5) How far of a flight is it from Casterly Rock to OC?
Yes, this is Littlefinger, Sir Gregor's Official Communications director. The Mountain was asked the first three syllables of your questions, but his response of pulling off the arm of the communications staff and grunting prevented him from, in person, directly answering your queries.
Before I answer these questions, I would like to stipulate The Iron Throne's official position on the Dornish Peninsula: Rebellion against the rightful rules of the Iron Throne is, and has been in the past, harshly punished by the Lannisters. I will remind you, a Lannister always pays his debts.
1) First, Sir Gregor is a landed and annointed knight by the crown, and strictly follows the laws of chivalry. However, Sir Gregor has been known to lash out against fellow teammates and countrymen, however I am sure everyone will be on their best behavior. In the past Greg has had some youthful discretion with stemmed from friendly disagreements, however with the enemy team so physically close to Sir Gregor, I am sure it will be fairly easy for him to focus his disagreements upon the enemy combatants.
2) I know this is difficult to believe, but the mountain does not wholeheartedly buy into the concept of cardio workouts. While his listed weight/height may be 6'7" 350lb, Sir Gregor in actuality is likely closer 8'1" 465lb If anything, I caution Angus and Marcus to be concerned with their own business, everyone on the otters may start to gain weight when they see the pancakes Sir Gregor can put down?!
3) In my opinion, if the OC Otters could have five "mountains" across the every position in the line, I think this would be for the best. I guess I am trying to say, the mountain is built for every position across the line.
4) That is frankly offensive, sir. Everyone knows there is only one mountain. There have definitely not been several different men playing the role of the mountain across the seasons. I will let the people decide who the real mountain is.
5) It's about four hundred forty five leagues as the raven flies, however on the back of a horse its closer to six hundred seventy two leagues.
(06-07-2017, 07:25 AM)Grapehead Wrote:What expectations do you have for yourself as a rookie?
What will be the biggest difference living in Orange County?
Are you familiar with any of your teammates?
1) Well the Mountain is focused on his goal of becoming the best lineman in the game. He is currently picking theme music for his acceptance ceremony.
2) Well, the women of Orange County may be a issue for Sir Mountain, however luckily Sir Kevan Lannister has recently been appointed Chief Justice for the seven kingdoms, so clearly his impartial justice will keep everyone strictly within the rule of law.
3) Yes, Marcus "the Hill" Boyd has competed against and with Sir Gregor in the latest World's Strongest Man competition, where he narrowly outpaced Sir Mountain by luck.
(06-07-2017, 07:57 AM)Noppadet Wrote:1) Football or not, who was your hero growing up?
2) Name a defensive lineman you're excited to go up against, and why.
3) What's your day to day routine as a rookie?
4) What kind of phone do you have?
5) There is a stark contrast between Casterly Rock and Orange County, how do you intend to adapt to your new environment?
1) Sir Barristan Selmy. Obviously the man is currently a little long in the tooth, however not a man to underestimate.
2) The Mountain doesn't really know what the emotion of Fear, and as such is ready to attack every defensive lineman who doesn't get out of his blocking assignments.
3) Well the days are quite different for the Mountain based upon where he is stationed at the moment. In camp, the day starts by torturing the captured prisoners for intelligence, a task the Mountain is quite adept at but takes no pleasure in. Near midday, he breaks his fast by picking out a pig to eat for the day, and periodically grabbing a steak across his duties as a landed knight.
4) His current raven has black feathers, and his name is Winston.
5) Of course, any time the background environment changes you're own schedule has to adjust with it.
(06-07-2017, 08:06 AM)RavensFanFromOntario Wrote:Some say speed rushers will be your downfall as you don't handle them well at all.
Ask Oberyn Martell. http://photos.vanityfair.com/2014/06/06/53...6f_iper-gif.gif (warning: gore)
(06-07-2017, 09:07 AM)Molarpistols Wrote:1. Two of the QB's on your teams roster are 6'1" or less, do you expect them to have issues elevating the ball over your really tall head?
2. You're currently slotted in as a guard on the depth chart, do you have the speed to beat the LB to the edge when you're pulling?
3. How well do you think you move the opposing DL off the line and move to the second level to break open long runs for your RB?
4. You're at the bottom of a pile going after a fumble, and somebody starts throwing cheap shots (eye-poking, etc). What do you do?
5. What do you think of Ser Bronn of the Blackwater's side-job as a pop-singer?
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1) Listen, the Mountain is a rookie in this league. As far as he is concerned, tunnel vision is a positive and admirable trait. Maybe these quarterbacks should find a supply of quality HGH?
2) Taking a direct quote from Sir Bronn of the Blackwater: "I'd be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong. And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size. Maybe I could take him, dance around until he's so tired of hacking at me, he dropped his sword, get him off his feet somehow." Linebackers better beware of the mountain.
3) I think this will be about as tough as Ned Stark's spinal column.
4) Ask Oberyn Martell. http://photos.vanityfair.com/2014/06/06/53...6f_iper-gif.gif (warning: gore)
5) This is amazing. I know not everyone is suited towards a life of football like the Mountain, and I am glad Bronn can finally achieve his dream.
(06-07-2017, 12:28 PM)7hawk77 Wrote:What do you think will be your personal toughest challenge this season in the NSFL?
Is there a specific defensive player that you aren't looking forward to facing?
Who on your team do you look up to the most?
What do you think is your team's biggest weakness?
What do you think is your team's biggest strength?
1) Keeping the weight down. Sir Mountain may have to adjust his personal listed weight to be more accurate with reality.
2) The Mountain is unique, and without peers in the league on the defensive side of the ball. Bring it on, "Run Stuffers"
3) How can you look down when you are on top? Boom.
4) Aside from Sir Mountain, I think the OC Otters suffer from an abundance of players who are bigger, faster, and stronger than their opponents. It could be quite a challenge deciding who should go into what positions, and disagreements may surface
5) I would say literal strength is our greatest strength. It is my hope we can effectively use our strength to the best of our strengths, and bring out the best strength of our strongest players.
(06-07-2017, 12:43 PM)Player1 Wrote:1.) Do you think you can live up to the otter's reputation of being ferocious yet wily?
2.) Between Orange County's speedy Omar Wright and powerful Leroy Jenkins, which RB do you look forward to blocking for more?
3.) Do you think your size limits you to playing Tackle and, if so, how do you overcome having to play on the interior line?
4.) How many pancakes could you eat for breakfast and still get more pancake blocks come game time?
5.) What does the future hold for your personally?
1) This is an excellent point. I would like to point out, Sir Mountain is a rookie, and has alot of growing to do. Luckily the OC Otters coaches have already invested over $2m to bring Mr. Mountain up to speed
2) LEEEEEEEEEERROY JEEEEEEEEEEEENKINSSSSSSSSSS. Obviously Sir Mountain's psychology aligns more towards Leroy Jenkins.
3) I do not believe Sir Mountain's size limits him towards playing tackle, however this is of course a question for respective coaching staff. I think the preseason would be a good time to test this theory in a live fire scenario
4) The mountain can put down some pancakes. EDIT: BOOM SEVEN PANCAKES! http://www.nsfl.wtgbear.com/gameresults/...es/49.html
5) Who knows what the future holds? The Mountain is ready for everything!
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