Alright so being chosen to be on the Bachelorette is an incredible honor and I was super excited about my chance to find totally real and not contrived at all love over the course of like 3 weeks or however long they shoot for but that's when the plot twist was announced and I found out Connor Tanner would also be on the show so obviously since we're massive rivals after he forced my teammates and ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE SITE~ to retire against their will and has since tried to sabotage my career as has been well documented in NSFL PT history so for the two of us to competing for the same woman "of our dreams" should be very dramatic and filled with back stabbery, subterfuge, sabotage, bamboozled, and undermining that will likely result in both of us being sent home but as long as he doesn't win I'm totally okay with that outcome even if it ruins my shot finding my wife which is a completely plausible outcome from the show and would certainly not result in a broken engagement within months because obviously the person ABC selected to be The Bachelorette just so happens to be my soul mate so if I don't win the show I'm doomed to a life of solitude and loneliness but at least I'll be able to go to the wedding of Borkus Maximus and Terrell Brister and see them make a commitment to their soul mate.
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