Welcome to... MEAN TWEETS NSFL PLAYER EDITION!!!!
Last week, we brought on Yellowknife's own Mat Akselsen, from way up north, and we're bringing on another quarterback, one that's been the subject of much more criticism based on his performance lately. But here he is... drumroll please, RYAN APPLEHORT!
"Thank you guys, thank you, it's a real honor to be out here to read the tweets of the people who don't like me as much as I do."
*Audience laughs*
"So here's the first tweet: Ryan Applehort is a Walmart Mike Boss. As in, without the talent and without the good looks. -Mike DeWizo."
*Laughing*
"I'd disagree about the good looks part, but you might be onto something with the first one. Haha. On to the next one."
"I don't get why people say there's going to be a future rivalry between Borkus Maximus the GOAT and Ryan Crappleman. Clear difference. -Second Line Fanpage."
"Well, at least people are giving me nicknames now. Anyways, here's the next one:"
"Aplehort u pee bal!! -chadpennington"
"Same."
"I guess this is the last one for now? I mean, there's plenty more, but:"
"Bork Bork Something Something Bovo > Applehort Borkus!! Ruff -Totally not a Bovo burner account".
"Interesting name."
AND THAT'S IT!!! GET OFF THE STAGE APPLEHORT, WE WANNA INTERVIEW OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PAPA SQUARE, DWAYNE AARON!
Last week, we brought on Yellowknife's own Mat Akselsen, from way up north, and we're bringing on another quarterback, one that's been the subject of much more criticism based on his performance lately. But here he is... drumroll please, RYAN APPLEHORT!
"Thank you guys, thank you, it's a real honor to be out here to read the tweets of the people who don't like me as much as I do."
*Audience laughs*
"So here's the first tweet: Ryan Applehort is a Walmart Mike Boss. As in, without the talent and without the good looks. -Mike DeWizo."
*Laughing*
"I'd disagree about the good looks part, but you might be onto something with the first one. Haha. On to the next one."
"I don't get why people say there's going to be a future rivalry between Borkus Maximus the GOAT and Ryan Crappleman. Clear difference. -Second Line Fanpage."
"Well, at least people are giving me nicknames now. Anyways, here's the next one:"
"Aplehort u pee bal!! -chadpennington"
"Same."
"I guess this is the last one for now? I mean, there's plenty more, but:"
"Bork Bork Something Something Bovo > Applehort Borkus!! Ruff -Totally not a Bovo burner account".
"Interesting name."
AND THAT'S IT!!! GET OFF THE STAGE APPLEHORT, WE WANNA INTERVIEW OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, PAPA SQUARE, DWAYNE AARON!