Ah yes there's only one rebuild in the history of the NSFL that really matters and that would be the one that was incited by the dastardly Connor Tanner who forced ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ into retiring against their will which is totally a dick move you know but it gave Las Vegas a ton of expiring assets that in the skilled, capable, supple, and smooth hands of Bovo - hands that have never known manual labor and whose very touch can send shockwaves through your body - were able to be turned into an incredible core of active and awesome players that are now the very best team in the NSFL ever since they got rid of the anchor whose name was something like Broxlon Jayton or something silly like that which was the move that really freed them up to reach their full potential and also sucking up San Jose and Philadelphia like Kirby and acquiring their powers didn't hurt either and now the Second Line are ready to spank the Otters and seize home field advantage in the playoffs which would be really great and when we win the Ultimus back to back to back to back this season and the next 3 seasons the Connor Tanner Rebuild will be heralded as the way forward for any team that wants to go from doormat to dynasty.
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