After a season of racking up tackles, sacks, a couple of picks and a DSFL-leading three forced fumbles, Kolby Deringer has caused quite a bit of mayhem. Hence, he would be a perfect cast for the leading role in an Allstate commercial - mayhem itself.
Deringer sits in the back of a pickup truck in full football gear, starting dead straight at the camera.
"I'm an unsecured load of cargo. Suitcase, washer/dryer, furniture...I toss about in the back of the pickup of the guy right in front of you."
The truck turns and swerves on the road, and Deringer remains stoic as he jerks about the bed.
"See, this guy either doesn't know or doesn't care tie-downs are a thing. At any moment, without anything necessarily malicious on his part, he can lose me out the back."
The pickup hits a pothole, and Deringer falls out of the back and smashes into the car behind while two others pile up rear-ending the first crashed car. He lays in the new dent, appearing damaged though acting unharmed.
"And if you don't have insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. Get Allstate insurance to protect yourself from mayhem...like me."
Deringer sits in the back of a pickup truck in full football gear, starting dead straight at the camera.
"I'm an unsecured load of cargo. Suitcase, washer/dryer, furniture...I toss about in the back of the pickup of the guy right in front of you."
The truck turns and swerves on the road, and Deringer remains stoic as he jerks about the bed.
"See, this guy either doesn't know or doesn't care tie-downs are a thing. At any moment, without anything necessarily malicious on his part, he can lose me out the back."
The pickup hits a pothole, and Deringer falls out of the back and smashes into the car behind while two others pile up rear-ending the first crashed car. He lays in the new dent, appearing damaged though acting unharmed.
"And if you don't have insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. Get Allstate insurance to protect yourself from mayhem...like me."
[OPTION]S27: 16 GP | 164 Att, 675 Yds, 8 TD | 35 Rec, 234 Yds, | 22 PC, 3 SA
[OPTION]S28: 16 GP | 176 Att, 743 Yds, 6 TD | 38 Rec, 311 Yds, 1 TD | 34 PC, 1 SA
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[OPTION]ISFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S24: 2 GP | 28 Att, 103 Yds, 1 TD | 4 Rec, 16 Yds, 1 TD | 3 PC
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[OPTION]ISFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S24: 2 GP | 28 Att, 103 Yds, 1 TD | 4 Rec, 16 Yds, 1 TD | 3 PC
[OPTION]S25: 3 GP | 56 Att, 225 Yds, 1 TD | 3 Rec, 39 Yds | 3 PC
[OPTION]S28: 3 GP | 44 Att, 222 Yds, 3 TD | 9 Rec, 72 Yds | 6 PC
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S20: 14 GP | 241 Att, 1176 Yds, 14 TD | 9 Rec, 62 Yds | 10 PC, 3 SA
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[OPTION]DSFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S20: 1 GP | 14 Att, 74 Yds, 1 TD
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[OPTION]Awards and Honors:
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion: S24, S25, S28
[OPTION]ASFC Champion: S24, S25
[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S20: 14 GP | 241 Att, 1176 Yds, 14 TD | 9 Rec, 62 Yds | 10 PC, 3 SA
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[OPTION]DSFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S20: 1 GP | 14 Att, 74 Yds, 1 TD
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[OPTION]Awards and Honors:
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion: S24, S25, S28
[OPTION]ASFC Champion: S24, S25
[OPTION]Ultimus Offensive Player of the Game: S28
[OPTION]NSFC Champion: S28
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Rookie of the Year: S20
[OPTION]DSFL Pro Bowl: S20
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[OPTION]Career Events
[OPTION]S20: Selected 38th overall by the Kansas City Coyotes
[OPTION]S21: Selected 32nd overall by the San Jose SaberCats
[OPTION]NSFC Champion: S28
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Rookie of the Year: S20
[OPTION]DSFL Pro Bowl: S20
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[OPTION]Career Events
[OPTION]S20: Selected 38th overall by the Kansas City Coyotes
[OPTION]S21: Selected 32nd overall by the San Jose SaberCats
[OPTION]S28: Announced retirement, traded to Yellowknife Wraiths