I'm Angus Winchester, and I'm here to tell you about Orange Coast Medical Center, ranked as the best hospital in Orange County for 5 years running. You may not know this about me but I know a thing or two about medical care. As a linebacker in the NSFL my opponents regularly end up injured when playing against us in Orange County, and we always make sure that the ambulance takes them to Orange Coast Medical Center. They have always done a great job to make sure some of my favorite opponents like Matt Akselsen, Paul DiMirio, and Reg Mackworthy are able to recover from their concussions quickly so that they can be sure to face me again soon. I may not be a doctor, but I have sent enough people to the doctor to know that there is only one place you want to go when Angus Winchester breaks four of your ribs, Orange Coast Medical Center.
Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame